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Billy Ray Cyrus Remakes 'Achy Breaky Heart' as a Hip-Hop Song
MSN Music ^ | 2/12/14 | Tim Malloy

Posted on 02/12/2014 1:57:06 PM PST by hoagy62

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- and if the daughter you tried to raise as a Christian Disney princess ends up twerking with stuffed animals in her underwear, well, it's probably time to remake your novelty country hit into a hip-hop anthem, throw in some half-naked twerking aliens, and surrender.

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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: awful; billyraycyrus; endofcivilization; whocares
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To: hoagy62

Used to play at a very nice, biiiig club. On Fridays they had line dance lessons before the band played. There’d be well over one hundred line dancers there. Billy Ray had “Achy Breaky” out, and of course there was a dance for it. They’d request it every set. I’d play it straight the first time, then play the solo backwards the second time. Chinese-sounding parallel fourths the third. Then the forth time, I’d get the band to add one extra beat at the end of the guitar solo. The results were hilarious,,, 100+ people crashing into one another, total confusion!


21 posted on 02/12/2014 3:04:15 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: hoagy62

Never did like the damn song.


22 posted on 02/12/2014 3:05:48 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: hoagy62
Twerktastic ! Billy Ray has cemented his place in history as a TOOL.

What ? No kissing a sledgehammer ?

23 posted on 02/12/2014 3:43:12 PM PST by Newbomb Turk ("All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.")
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To: Mastador1
God. It's been, how many, twenty or thirty years? Now, I couldn't come up with a new song if you paid me, but then, I'm not a songwriter.

Oh.

24 posted on 02/12/2014 4:21:12 PM PST by BfloGuy ( Even the opponents of Socialism are dominated by socialist ideas.)
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To: BfloGuy
Don't forget the mullett


25 posted on 02/12/2014 4:26:06 PM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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To: Mastador1

I was thinking “One Hit Wonder, Aspires to be 1.5 Hit Wonder”, myself ;)


26 posted on 02/12/2014 4:26:38 PM PST by jttpwalsh
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To: hoagy62
I believe I may have lost several IQ points by doing so.

You don't lose IQ points for viewing trash if you realize that it was trash that you watched.......

27 posted on 02/12/2014 4:29:46 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (I think I've lost my mojo.....)
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To: hoagy62

Why, God, why?!


28 posted on 02/12/2014 7:33:33 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: hoagy62

ok I am done with the internet now....

It was fun while it lasted....


29 posted on 02/14/2014 5:44:08 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: windsorknot

Ditto.


30 posted on 02/14/2014 5:45:11 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Billthedrill
"I’m holding out for “A Boy Named Sue”.

This is pretty d@mn close...

Wyclef Jean - Delia's Gone.

31 posted on 02/14/2014 5:48:49 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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