Posted on 02/15/2014 6:46:41 PM PST by DogByte6RER
John Key: 'I'm not a reptile'
He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.
Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.
"To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a smiling Mr Key said today.
"So I'm certainly not a reptile. I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."
Last month, Auckland man Shane Warbrooke put in an OIA request to the prime minister's office, asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement".
David Icke is a British author who believes many world leaders are actually part of a plot to enslave the human race, driven by reptilian shapeshifting aliens.
Mr Key's chief of staff Wayne Eagleson replied to Mr Warbrooke, saying that the OIA request was declined under a section of the act because "the document alleged to contain the information requested does not exist or cannot be found".
(Excerpt) Read more at 3news.co.nz ...
Well, I quit paying attention about a dozen years ago.
But back when I was foolish enough to seek truth in narcotic-laced alcohol, the American stuff was but a pale shadow.
There’s always that one judge...
If people can morph into animals, it would explain some dates I’ve had.
It’s always the bitey ones.
Lisa Murkowski and Janet Yellen are true prototypes of lizard people.
Lizard People Ping!
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