Posted on 02/19/2014 7:35:54 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Bigfoot Living Among the Ruins of Detroit!
DETROIT (Cryptozoology News) — A family claim they saw a strange ape-like creature Thursday afternoon coming out of the window of an abandoned house on the outskirts of the desolate city.
C. Brown, his wife, and their two children said they were “driving around, looking to buy a new house”, when they allegedly witnessed the unidentified beast.
“The economy has been devastating here man,” Brown explained. “One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here. I am one of the lucky ones still with a job.”
Detroit’s economy has seen a decline in the recent decades. What used to be the city of the automobile industry and prosperity has now become a crime-ridden place with the potential to become a war zone. Likewise, the once wealthy house lots are currently nothing but a sanctuary for homeless people struggling to live another day.
“All the houses and people we used to know are long gone. Our neighborhood is not a safe place for our children anymore. So we decided to go look for a new place,” the man said.
His wife shares the same feelings about the city. “Ain’t no place for us to live here. What for? People get shot for nothing in here. So we got in the car and went looking for a good house to move to,” she told Cryptozoology News.
Reportedly, after driving for three hours and not able to find a house meeting the family standards, they decided it was time to return home.
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Somebody check Kwame Kilpatricks jail cell, maybe he escaped?
Which one is Mooch?
Smoooove. Just like Billy Dee.
In the ruins formerly known as Detroit??
Sounds like a credible witness to me. /s
I believe he was dropping an obama
They have whole neighborhoods of them in Detroit...
Depends on the neighborhood...Might raise the value...
The uglier one...
Michele was in Detroit ?
I bet he's already a registered Democrat in at least 1000 counties throughout the US, probably 100 times in Chicago alone.
Isn’t it strange no one ever sees moochelle and Bigfoot at the same time?
Wow! The incredible ignorance of people is just shocking sometimes.
This guy talks like “The Economy” is some incomprehensible force like a hurricane or earthquake.
No the economy of this country has been slowly devoured by 70 years of slowly plodding socialist policies. Your once beautiful city has be slowly eroded away by socialism.
Your city has been especially hurt because of its total control by socialist policies advanced you Federal, State and City governments all controlled for most of the 70 years by Democratic administrations.
The forces that have swallowed your city are not in the least as mysterious as Big Foot. NO your city was eaten by Socialism.
Well maybe.
I wonder if Big Foot has applied for welfare.
I used to believe in Bigfoot. After all, people from all over report seeing him, their descriptions seem similar, and there are those footprints. Beside that, I’m ready to believe all sorts of things are out there in the dark woods that we don’t know about. Then, I started to watch that show “Finding Bigfoot”, only they never find him. Week after week they go out into the woods where he should be, and find absolutely nothing. Instead of “Finding Bigfoot”, it’s “Not Finding Bigfoot, Anywhere Ever”. So, now I’m thinking well, maybe this is proof that what I’ve never seen really isn’t there anyhow.
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