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More Congressional Medal Of Honors To Be Awarded
2-23=14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 02/23/2014 7:05:37 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Chuck Hagel has announced that several more Congressional Medals of Honor (CMOH) will be awarded next week in a White House ceremony.

John "Swift Boat" Kerry-Heinz will be awarded the medal belatedly for his heroic actions when working with the CIA in Cambodia Christmas 1968. As commander of the boat, Swift Boat John personally manned the 50 caliber machine gun on the bow of the swift boat when his lone swift boat was attacked by a larger force. He, alone after most of his crew was incapacitated (doped or drunk), sunk 15 - 20 attacker boats and then captained his severely damaged swift boat back to safety in Vietnam.

VP Slow Joe Biden will be awarded the CMOH because of his valor in the war on common sense and also because social justice requires that at least one mentally challenged person be awarded the medal. Since Slow Joe is technically brain dead, his award will be posthumous.

Chuck stated that he is committed to ensure that these forgotten acts of heroism are recognized and rewarded. He also hoped that maybe a future SEC Def might find a little something for him that had been overlooked in his past service ... wink, wink.


TOPICS: History; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: couldhappen; satire

1 posted on 02/23/2014 7:05:38 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

When everyone is called a super hero... no one is.


2 posted on 02/23/2014 7:08:26 PM PST by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I looked hard for the satire tag.
Please tell me this is just a bad joke.


3 posted on 02/23/2014 7:08:52 PM PST by Clump ( the tree of liberty is withering like a stricken fig tree)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

ROTLMAO!!!!


4 posted on 02/23/2014 7:11:13 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
ahem...testing...testing....1,2,3 is this thing on ?
It's the “Medal of Honor”.
5 posted on 02/23/2014 7:15:43 PM PST by stylin19a (Obama ----> Fredo smart)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

http://www.stripes.com/news/us/obama-to-award-24-medals-of-honor-1.269228

The number of political correctness awards goes up to 45 with this batch, although unlike Kerry and Biden, these guys actually are heroes and were awarded the Distinguished Service Cross. Their awards are being upgraded due to discrimination, or so they say.


6 posted on 02/23/2014 7:17:48 PM PST by centurion316
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Several? That’s only two.

How about a third to Obama for personally killing Osama bin Laden and then pretending that the Seal Team did it.


7 posted on 02/23/2014 7:17:52 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

He’ll also get a Purple Heart for a papercut from his golf card.


8 posted on 02/23/2014 7:24:25 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Vendome

I predict one for Travon Martin!! and Boehner and Cornyn and Mitchell and that sorry paul ryan — WILL VOTE FOR IT!!


9 posted on 02/23/2014 7:28:53 PM PST by SADMILLIE
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To: RetiredTexasVet; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ...

Whew, satire.


10 posted on 02/23/2014 7:49:57 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“sunk 15 - 20 attacker boats”

Only?? I thought John Fing’ Kerry sunk 3 submarines and 50 enemy airplanes in Vietnam?


11 posted on 02/23/2014 8:09:14 PM PST by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: SADMILLIE

Prollie.....


12 posted on 02/23/2014 8:17:48 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Funny


13 posted on 02/23/2014 8:27:15 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hey!!! It’s EVERY BIT as well deserved as his three purple hearts.


14 posted on 02/23/2014 8:47:10 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: centurion316
The number of political correctness awards goes up to 45 with this batch,

I read some of the citations, and there are certainly less deserving folks who have gotten the Medal for political reasons in the past.

15 posted on 02/23/2014 8:47:23 PM PST by PAR35
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To: centurion316
6 ... The number of political correctness awards goes up to 45 with this batch, although unlike Kerry and Biden, these guys actually are heroes and were awarded the Distinguished Service Cross. Their awards are being upgraded due to discrimination, or so they say.

I remember this also happening on POTUS #42 WJC's watch. However, I believe they were mostly black soldiers and WWII veterans. Some of the citations, particularly those bestowed posthumously, made me misty. So, maybe these from Korea and Vietnam will be similar. Never too late to honor those who went above and beyond the call of duty.

16 posted on 02/23/2014 9:02:03 PM PST by MacNaughton
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Francois Kerry was in Vietnam 2 months (shot himself in the foot) before being sent to serve as Ted Kennedys Valet...


17 posted on 02/23/2014 9:17:48 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

On a side note I’m taking bets that soebarkha wiil award the MOH to a meat gazer soon.


18 posted on 02/23/2014 10:00:03 PM PST by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux)
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