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Copenhagen Zoo Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space For New Employees
The Global Edition ^ | 3/28/2014

Posted on 03/31/2014 7:15:03 PM PDT by Beave Meister

COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) – The Copenhagen Zoo has killed several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job openings, the Zoo public relations sector reported.

Officials of the Zoo say that the four members of the staff were humanely executed after being put to sleep with a lethal injection, and then skinned and chopped up while visitors crowded around and the meat was fed to the lion population.

(Excerpt) Read more at theglobaledition.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: animals; copenhagen; europe; giraffes; humor; lethalinjection; lions; zoo
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To: Beave Meister

Absolutely outstanding!!!


21 posted on 03/31/2014 9:01:46 PM PDT by MarMema (Run Ted Run)
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To: LegendHasIt

Perhaps in Denmark, but here it’s very funny.


22 posted on 03/31/2014 9:02:34 PM PDT by Postman (Flies get too litle credit. They know!!!)
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To: Beave Meister

That’s what they SHOULD do in the Copenhagen Abattoir.


23 posted on 03/31/2014 9:12:45 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Beave Meister

Denmark really does kill people the gov’t deems not suitable. Do not get old there or the next time you do to a doctor will be your last.


24 posted on 03/31/2014 9:23:56 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: Beave Meister

Someone should contact the Nobel Committee and apprise them on the courageous seminal work of this truly visionary group.


25 posted on 03/31/2014 9:31:33 PM PDT by Artie (We are surrounded by MORONS)
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To: Beave Meister

I hope they were soylent Greens :)


26 posted on 03/31/2014 10:30:14 PM PDT by Rockpile
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To: Beave Meister
I'm waiting for this zoo to cut up a panda and serve it at the snack bar.

That would make the tree huggers heads explode.

27 posted on 03/31/2014 10:50:11 PM PDT by Washi (Stop Obama's War On Jobs)
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To: Beave Meister

Guys, don’t give El-Presidente any ideas for cooking the numbers on unemployment.


28 posted on 04/01/2014 7:47:26 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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