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NO APRIL FOOLS DAY THREAD TODAY!
Original | April 1, 2014 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have, for the last two or three years, done an April Fools Day thread. One, for example, said I would no longer post "I'd hit it". Another time, I posted that Google apologized for a Socialist doodle. Another time, I opused.

But this year, I will not be posting an April Fools day thread. It's time to get serious in America. We need to stop screwing around and joking.

These are tough, bitter times, and there is no room for humor or petty little 'April Fools Day' threads. Let's get over this stupid tradition, shall we?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; ohthehugemanatee; thisisseries; vanity
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1 posted on 04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Haven’t you heard? Obama and Valerie Jarrett announced today they are going conservative.


2 posted on 04/01/2014 8:22:41 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Republican has "I can" at the end. Democrat has "rat". Any questions?)
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To: Lazamataz

Yes, but the first thing JimRob did was block your account.


3 posted on 04/01/2014 8:22:59 AM PDT by G Larry (There's the Beef!)
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To: Lazamataz
I will not be posting an April Fools day thread

Poor, confused Laz. You just posted an April Fools day thread...

4 posted on 04/01/2014 8:23:17 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Lazamataz

But you just did...


5 posted on 04/01/2014 8:23:21 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hurraz Laz..

and I for one will refrain from posting a comment on this thread...


6 posted on 04/01/2014 8:23:25 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Lazamataz

Everything I am about to say is the truth: “I am lying.”


7 posted on 04/01/2014 8:23:25 AM PDT by alancarp
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Na, Laz is now dating Valerie Jarrett.


8 posted on 04/01/2014 8:23:46 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: rjsimmon

4 freakin’ seconds... dang.


9 posted on 04/01/2014 8:23:47 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ha ha! That’s very funny. Now, what’s the gag?


10 posted on 04/01/2014 8:25:19 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Lazamataz

11 posted on 04/01/2014 8:25:30 AM PDT by Constitution Day (I pity the April Fool!)
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To: rjsimmon; IYAS9YAS; Tennessee Nana; alancarp
YOU GET IT! dingdingdingdingding....

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

12 posted on 04/01/2014 8:25:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

NO April Fool’s thread??!! Oh, you must be kidding me.


13 posted on 04/01/2014 8:26:04 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Lazamataz

puh leeze and thank you - I wouldn’t miss any of that nonsense


14 posted on 04/01/2014 8:26:12 AM PDT by Revelation 911 (por que no musica?)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s too bad, Laz. I’ll refrain from commenting on the April Fools thread that you didn’t post.

(sad)


15 posted on 04/01/2014 8:26:28 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
Ha ha! That’s very funny. Now, what’s the gag?

Iron Knee. :)

16 posted on 04/01/2014 8:26:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Yes! And now that we are being serious, join me as I shall lead the movement to get Barack H. Obama, mm mm mm , elected to his third term as President of the United States.

And having typed that, I think I’m going to go kill myself. I feel like scummy filth. Anyone have a handout?


17 posted on 04/01/2014 8:26:45 AM PDT by edh (I need a better tagline)
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To: rjsimmon

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/jap.wav


18 posted on 04/01/2014 8:26:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Zathras; Lazmataz
Na, Laz is now dating boinking Valerie Jarrett.
19 posted on 04/01/2014 8:27:32 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Lazamataz

People can no longer tell the difference. Absurdity is sometimes very real anymore.


20 posted on 04/01/2014 8:27:45 AM PDT by dforest
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To: llevrok
Na, Laz is now boinking Valerie Jarrett

I'm afraid I do not know lizard mating habits.

21 posted on 04/01/2014 8:28:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

No need...just tune in CNN, MSNBC et all for the latest news for (and from) fools, cretins, West Wing, and Just-Us Dept personnel.


22 posted on 04/01/2014 8:29:29 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Lazamataz

I hate April Fools Day, especially on FR.


23 posted on 04/01/2014 8:29:42 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: dforest
Sometimes often absurdity is sometimes very real anymore very much.

Wow! What a terrific audience!

24 posted on 04/01/2014 8:29:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

I agree with you and would simply add, we are living an April Fool’s Joke, in Obama’s Amerika!!!


25 posted on 04/01/2014 8:29:59 AM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: Lazamataz

Weak man. Took 3 seconds to figure out.


26 posted on 04/01/2014 8:30:03 AM PDT by McGruff (prop.a.gan.da - information of a biased or misleading nature)
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To: McGruff
Sorry. I'll try harder next time.

APRIL FOOLS!

27 posted on 04/01/2014 8:30:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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28 posted on 04/01/2014 8:30:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Lazamataz
Let's get over this stupid tradition

You're having a sex change?

29 posted on 04/01/2014 8:31:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Lazamataz

I see what you just did there.


30 posted on 04/01/2014 8:31:17 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: a fool in paradise

This is perfect.


31 posted on 04/01/2014 8:31:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Tennessee Nana
Hurraz Laz.. and I for one will refrain from posting a comment on this thread...

I'll do you one better....I won't even look at this thread.

32 posted on 04/01/2014 8:31:31 AM PDT by Mygirlsmom (Enemies Beware: Obama has a phone and a # and he knows how to use them.)
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To: llevrok

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/goldberg.wav


33 posted on 04/01/2014 8:31:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

We have enough fools in government so don’t rub it in.


34 posted on 04/01/2014 8:32:09 AM PDT by mountainlion
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To: TADSLOS

35 posted on 04/01/2014 8:32:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

On April 1st, believe nothing you hear, and a fraction of what you see.


36 posted on 04/01/2014 8:32:15 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows
This am series thread, pleaz refrain from mocking!


37 posted on 04/01/2014 8:32:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Mygirlsmom
I'll do you one better....I won't even look at this thread.

Personally, I'm staying off Free Republic today.

38 posted on 04/01/2014 8:32:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
This was an April Fool's joke? I thought you finally understood the gravity of this site. I'm outraged.
39 posted on 04/01/2014 8:33:08 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Lazamataz

sage


40 posted on 04/01/2014 8:33:15 AM PDT by Ghost of SVR4 (So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Didn’t you hear? There won’t be any April this year. We’re doing March twice so people will have more time to sign up for Obamacare.


41 posted on 04/01/2014 8:33:26 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Lazamataz

Copycat! I thought of that first!!!!


42 posted on 04/01/2014 8:33:35 AM PDT by Mygirlsmom (Enemies Beware: Obama has a phone and a # and he knows how to use them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were just inducted into MENSA


43 posted on 04/01/2014 8:34:02 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Cicero
Didn’t you hear? There won’t be any April this year. We’re doing March twice so people will have more time to sign up for Obamacare.

That is actually NOT a joke. Obama signed an executive order at midnight last night.

44 posted on 04/01/2014 8:34:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Say it ain’t so, Laz.

Put up the April Fool’s thread, Laz, I know you’ve got one ready!!


45 posted on 04/01/2014 8:35:12 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (The dogs bark; the caravan moves on!)
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To: Lazamataz; everyone

Due to Laz’s sex change, Laz will now be known as ‘I be hit’


46 posted on 04/01/2014 8:36:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Bon of Babble
Say it ain’t so, Laz. Put up the April Fool’s thread, Laz, I know you’ve got one ready!!

No.

In fact, I decided yesterday not to post ANY thread on Free Republic today.

47 posted on 04/01/2014 8:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Personally, I'm staying off Free Republic today.

Busy elsewhere today?


48 posted on 04/01/2014 8:36:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: a fool in paradise

You know darned well I’ve given up women.


49 posted on 04/01/2014 8:37:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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50 posted on 04/01/2014 8:38:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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