VOTE LAZAMATAZ IN 2014!

Source: Committee To Elect Lazamataz | 5/28/2014 | I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

[Lazamataz]

(music swells)

Hello. I'm Laz.

(images of beaches, mountains, grain fields)

I'd like to help build a better America. I want us to become great again.

(short video of eagle landing on a rock outcropping, with camera closing in on the head until it fills frame)

That is why I am asking for your vote for Admin Moderator for Free Republic this November. Remember, your vote makes a difference. We need more Tea-Party representatives, and I hope to be your choice.

(eagle head fades to flapping American flag)

Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored to serve you.

I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

[null and void]

HIT IT!

[JRandomFreeper]

$10 and my vote is all yours.

/johnny

[jazusamo]

(music swells)? Where’s the music? Here’s my donation to your campaign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-EXNounv-U

[kevkrom]

Hey, we're at a Science Fair. C'mon. C'mon.

My apologies, I got my notes mixed up. What I meant to ask was "may I lick your boots, sir?"

[TADSLOS]

Why are you intent on destroying your firmly established image by seeking to become a school nun?

[humblegunner]

You, humblegunner, would have free reign -- and could never be zotted, suspended, or have any comments pulled.

I don't know if that would be such a good thing.

Jim will tell you.. I occasionally need a good wallop upside the head to keep me in line.

And at that, it's only good for about six months or so.

[JRandomFreeper]

I must be doing something wrong. I never get in trouble....

/johnny

[The_Victor]

Cool! We’ll be able to get away with anything.

[catfish1957]

Word has it you will allow unfettered use of pictures of beautiful women on threads, with double-entendres of hit, smack, wallop, devour, in discussions.

Yeah, you got my vote.

[Boiler Plate]

I just have One question Sir.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

[humblegunner]

Perhaps you’re just more clever about it.

[miss marmelstein]

If I have your promise to never be zotted or suspended, I’d gladly vote for you. I like you so I’m inclined to go for it.

[Lazamataz]

I must be doing something wrong. I never get in trouble....

Under my administration, I promise you would never be out of trouble.

Unless that is not your desire.

Then you would.

Oh, wait. Just tell me what you want, and I will promise that.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Would you bring back some of our veterans who were zotted to oblivion many moons ago? I’m thinking of a talented Cuban refugee/immigrant with the initials LG. He’s still writing...

[Lazamataz]

Dated question. Now the question is, “Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Tea Party?”

[JRios1968]

Where’s the “LIKE” button?? :-)

Laz wants you to hit it.

[circlecity]

I’m not sure I’m for this. Imagine the mass zotting of those who call even the skankiest hags “Guilty”. They would all be declared misogynist bigots because “Laz would hit it.”

[shibumi]

Everyone, Please!

Leave Mr. Mataz alone
while he finishes his waffle.

[no-to-illegals]

ah ... Jack to assist.

[Lazamataz]

Would you bring back some of our veterans who were zotted to oblivion many moons ago? I’m thinking of a talented Cuban refugee/immigrant with the initials LG. He’s still writing...

The topic of banned participants is an important one. I'm so glad you brought it up. I can assure you that this is an important topic for me, too, and I will devote every resource I have towards researching the proper course of action. I will further state that I am very much interested in exploring this topic, looking at it from a variety of perspectives, as any good Admin should. YOUR VOICE WILL BE HEARD!