VOTE LAZAMATAZ IN 2014!

Source: Committee To Elect Lazamataz | 5/28/2014 | I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

[Lazamataz]

(music swells)

Hello. I'm Laz.

(images of beaches, mountains, grain fields)

I'd like to help build a better America. I want us to become great again.

(short video of eagle landing on a rock outcropping, with camera closing in on the head until it fills frame)

That is why I am asking for your vote for Admin Moderator for Free Republic this November. Remember, your vote makes a difference. We need more Tea-Party representatives, and I hope to be your choice.

(eagle head fades to flapping American flag)

Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored to serve you.

I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

[Gefn]

Anyone who is a friend of cats, has my vote.

I’m sorry for your loss, Sir.

[Psalm 73]

Seems like only yesterady we were bailing him out of jail....

[Lazamataz]

Cool! We’ll be able to get away with anything.

Sir! There is no truth to the falsity of that rumor!

[Rebel_Ace]

“Lazamataz” sounds.... foreign. Post a birth certificate and college transcripts for review...

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I need a campaign button that says “I’d hit it! Vote For Laz”. :)

[NEMDF]

What is the intro music (swelling)?

Some patriotic march? or what?

[no-to-illegals]

Zot It

[humblegunner]

Leave Mr. Mataz alone
while he finishes his waffle.

Personally, I prefer Stroganoff.

[Jane Long]

I think you’ll need a Special Committee to look in to this banned *issue*. It could take months...even years to look in to it.

[GeronL]

Is there a Sarcasm Moderator?

[Gay State Conservative]

Sorry...as the leader of Occupy Free Republic I must resist your efforts.We are the 99%! And we are not afraid!

[catfish1957]

I think you’ll need a Special Committee to look in to this banned *issue*. It could take months...even years to look in to it.

But what difference does it make?!?!?!?

[LostInBayport]

The topic of banned participants is an important one. I'm so glad you brought it up. I can assure you that this is an important topic for me, too, and I will devote every resource I have towards researching the proper course of action. I will further state that I am very much interested in exploring this topic, looking at it from a variety of perspectives, as any good Admin should. YOUR VOICE WILL BE HEARD!

That was an impressive display of politico-speak. You made lots of eloquent statements in a confident and reassuring manner without giving any specifics or making any easily definable promises. You, sir, are a pro!

You need a slogan though. "Hit it with Laz in 2014"! No, that sounds...wrong on many levels.

[humblegunner]

What is your stance on the blogpimping issue?

[Alex Murphy]

Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored to serve you.

LOL are you prepared to be accused of having a virulently anti-Catholic bias?

[TexasRepublic]

Oh, I see - the inmates want to run the asylum!

[Lazamataz]

What is your stance on the blogpimping issue?

I view blog writers rather like illegal aliens. They should apply through the normal channels, like other writers -- not just hop the river and post excerpts left and right!

[Lazamataz]

I think you’ll need a Special Committee to look in to this banned *issue*. It could take months...even years to look in to it.

I plan to appoint Daryl Issa. That guy can sure make a heated opening statement!

[no-to-illegals]

you have my vote.

[markomalley]

LOL are you prepared to be accused of having a virulently anti-Catholic bias?

Actually, I'd vote for Alex Murphy as Religion Moderator understudy.