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Washington Redskins To Change Name
5-28-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 05/28/2014 7:32:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The owners of the Washington Redskins, NFL and Senator Elizabeth (Herring) Warren have come to a compromise in renaming the team. The new team name, effective this fall, will be: Washington Red Herrings.

Senator Warren, a princess in the Red Herring tribe of Massachusetts, suggested the Red Herring name instead of the racist Redskins moniker. Senator Warren stated that the Red Herring tribe had a proud heritage going all the way back to the original settlement of the country. Chief Herring Bone and his band were present and participated in the first Thanksgiving festivities. The tribe invented salted pumpkin seeds which saved colonists from starving during the harsh winters that followed.

Senator Warren, a direct descendant of Chief Herring Bone, convinced the Red Herring tribe that if they didn't allow their name to be used (with royalties, licensing fees, spin-offs, bobbleheads, chia pets, etc.), John Edwards who is representing the Amderican Bar Association and Trial Lawyers was ready to present the NFL and owners with alternatives.

The Washington Red Herrings, which symbolizes the true Washington spirit, is a much better name than The Washington Ambulance Chasers or The Washington Scumbag Lawyers, although the latter may be more representative of Washington reality.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Religion
KEYWORDS: nfl; redskins; sarcasm; satire
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To: RetiredTexasVet
“Washington Scalpers” Even less P.C. and more fitting for Washington. I like it
21 posted on 05/28/2014 8:23:00 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Washington Thin Skins.


22 posted on 05/28/2014 8:34:43 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’m in favor of the Washington Redskins changing their name....perhaps the Winnipeg Redskins or the Tulsa Redskins.


23 posted on 05/28/2014 8:38:28 PM PDT by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

And while we are at it, if redskins is out, so is the use of the term “Black Americans”. As an artist, I find it offensive to link the color black with the word American.

Fair is fair.


24 posted on 05/28/2014 8:38:47 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: 353FMG

Washington Death Panel


25 posted on 05/28/2014 8:42:24 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: gitmo

Washington Red Herpes Sores and each named after a democRAT!


26 posted on 05/28/2014 8:44:21 PM PDT by MtnClimber (Just doing laps around the sun and shaking my head that progressives can believe what they do!)
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To: 353FMG

Washington RED Commie Bass Turds


27 posted on 05/28/2014 8:48:35 PM PDT by MtnClimber (Just doing laps around the sun and shaking my head that progressives can believe what they do!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
There must have been incredible pressure from the political class. Sad state of affairs. No one was offended; in fact it was a tribute to the Native Americans.

Glad I took home my 32oz plastic cup a few years ago from FedEx field in the game vs the Vikings. Wonder if that’ll eventually be worth some $$$? Or will it eventually get me behind bars?

28 posted on 05/28/2014 8:51:58 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I think Washington Soulless Vampires would be perfect.


29 posted on 05/28/2014 8:52:14 PM PDT by Tolkien (Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
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To: Tolkien

The Washington Tolerance.


30 posted on 05/28/2014 8:57:28 PM PDT by JmyBryan
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To: RetiredTexasVet

180 years ago there was an attempt to destroy any proof of American Indians in the USA. Their earthworks were torn down, their pyramids demolished and the tribes banished to the back reaches of the US.

Today that work is still taking place by removing any reminder that there were any Indians here by removing all reminder of them to the backwaters of the sports industry.

The American Indian is becoming a non-person in the USA.


33 posted on 05/28/2014 9:07:44 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

very funny.


34 posted on 05/28/2014 9:17:55 PM PDT by Girlene (Hey NSA!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

With the present occupant in the WH, Washington Butt Pirates would be appropriate.


35 posted on 05/28/2014 9:25:53 PM PDT by stbdside
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To: All

Our favorite Indian name here in Crow country is “White Man Runs Him”.


36 posted on 05/28/2014 10:07:48 PM PDT by liberty or death
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To: stevem

Why doesn’t sone honky buy the team and call it the “Whiteskins”?


37 posted on 05/28/2014 10:12:53 PM PDT by amihow
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To: grumpygresh

I might also like:

Washington Thin Skins
Washington Red Tapes
Washigton Red Inks
Washington Whiners
Washington Victims
Washington Offended

They would fit quite well with this whole ridiculous situation.


38 posted on 05/28/2014 11:00:11 PM PDT by CaspersGh0sts
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To: Revolting cat!

The Washington Foreskins?


39 posted on 05/28/2014 11:37:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I like Washington Redinks.
It perfectly describes a DC team.


40 posted on 05/28/2014 11:46:35 PM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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