Posted on 06/24/2015 7:32:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Major hotel and retail chains today initiated a massive recall of racist white sheets from their hotels and stores. Complaints had been made by His Arrogance President Obama, Sort of Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, several prominent Harvard professors, and a slew of simpering Progressive and Dept. of Just Us opportunists that white sheets were racist and caused hate crimes.
In several high end hotels black maids refused to remove the racist white sheets and hazmat teams were hired to perform the tasks. Racist white sheets will be replaced with PC sheets of color. Several low end motel chains stated that their sheets were either yellow or brown and would not be replaced.
Allegedly, the racist white sheets were supplied by the Harry Byrd Triple K Sheet Co., The Crackers Linen Supply Co., Progressive Linen and Robes Co. and several other Southern based linen suppliers. The Dept. of Just Us has sent investigators to those companies to determine if hate crimes had been committed.
In addition to the hotel recalls, major retailers were pulling racist white sheets off the shelves and returning them to their suppliers. Customers may return previously purchased racist white sheets for PC sheets of color with proof of purchase.
Some stock market insiders got word of the impending recalls early through the Dept. of Just Us and shorted sheets to make exorbitant returns.
Giddy up!
Nice sarcasm piece. Until tomorrow.
tomorrow they’ll demand that the letters W and K be stricken from the alphabet.
W because of course... Bush
and K because... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrx2bv_LoG0
Expect a revamp of the racist baseball score system with the backward Ks. Henceforth you must use Fs.
LOL!
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