Oh dear...... I hope she can stil pick her nose
Lindsay, have you ever been in a Turkish boating accident?
Publicity whore
Turkey’s a bad vacation choice no matter who you are.
Oh no. Body parts missing? What’s next?
I hope. Jesus.
hopefully she has doctors who will use the new pig bladder cell lattice to completely regrow the tip. (nail and all)
What a headline. That could enter the contest as to the weirdest celebrity headline of the year.
Can you imagine if that happened to Anthony Weiner? TURKISH BOATING ACCIDENT CAUSES SLICE OFF WEINER’S DIGIT
Been there. Ropes involved. No looking back ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCTYEl9jQuI&list=PLCkWyhVZ0OqtFWNexKYxvmX1lAmfeZoar&index=23
This poor woman is a train wreck. One bad thing after another happens to her or she causes it, whatever.
The only surprise here is that it wasn’t from a drunk/drugged driving accident.
“Lohan says she was hauling in the anchor when she got tangled up in the chain and fell overboard. While she was struggling to regain the surface, the anchor sliced off part of her finger. Luckily for Lohan, her friends were able to find the missing fingertip, and a local plastic surgeon was able to reattach it”
Let me translate. Lohan was using a large bowie knife to chop coke on a mirror. Then the unimaginable happened.
I was afraid it was, Lindsey Lohan loses tits in
freak turkish bath accident.
Somebody needs to give her a point.
breaking? really?
".....she's gonna start leaving chips in the dip from now on"
Her trip comes just months after the star admitted her newfound love of Islam, revealing she has been studying the religion to satisfy her intellectual curiosity and spiritual nature.
Catholic-born Lindsay told The Sun back in April: ‘I’m a very spiritual person and I’m really open to learning.
‘America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is.’
The redhead was first seen with a copy of the Koran last summer during her first day of community service in New York.
Us also reports that Lohan has been in the Mediterranean for a few months...Translation: She's earning money as an escort for wealthy yacht owners.
Are you embarrassed this somehow made it onto Breaking News?