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..No Longer Tolerate A System Where The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Also Get Richer-SATIRE
The Babylon Bee ^ | 1/16/19 | Staff

Posted on 01/16/2019 7:39:55 PM PST by fungoking

We Can No Longer Tolerate An Economic System Where The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Also Get Richer An op-ed by Bernie Sanders

Capitalism has failed us.

The year is [editor please insert current year here], and we still have an economic system where the rich people just continue to get richer, while the poor suffer by also getting richer.

We must look to socialism for a more equitable system, one in which there are no upper or lower classes---well, at least one in which there is no upper class. We must look to socialism, where wealth isn't created just to be distributed unevenly, but rather isn't created at all. Only then can we have an economic system where the rich don't get a lot richer and poor people don't have to undergo the terrible fate of only getting a little bit richer.

Of course, in this radical new system, some people will need to oversee things for a while, and naturally, they will make a little more money than the lower classes temporarily. For this tough job, I nominate myself.

You're welcome.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; satire; socialism
Again, you have to double check to see if it is satire.
1 posted on 01/16/2019 7:39:55 PM PST by fungoking
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To: fungoking

Sounds like something AOC would say.


2 posted on 01/16/2019 7:49:27 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: fungoking

Funny because it’s true.


3 posted on 01/16/2019 7:50:52 PM PST by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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