Posted on 02/14/2020 12:56:44 PM PST by BipolarBob
U.S.—New, modern Valentine's Day cards for the woke are including long forms asking for your partner's consent to continue your advances.
The updated, modernized Valentine's Day cards say things like, "I love you!" and "Be mine!" Then, when you open them up, a 300-page contract falls out, requiring your signature and initials to confirm that you consent to being pursued romantically.
Some even have consent-minded slogans like "Be Mine -- if you want! No big deal if not. Let me know. Whatever."
"Nothing says 'I love you' like making your S.O. sign hundreds of pages confirming she consents to your romantic gestures," wrote one Huffington Post blogger. "She'll absolutely swoon for you when you have her sign forms agreeing to let you hold her hand, open the door for you, tell her she looks pretty, and smile at her. Consent is sexy."
"It'll really set the mood for a very romantic Valentine's Day."
Unfortunately, many modern women were upset by being handed the consent forms, as they hadn't consented to being asked for consent.
Dang it- hope my card to Elle Mcpherson isn’t returned
Nah, it’ll be fine.
Elle already signed and returned the consent forms I sent her. In triplicate.
yeah she told me she did- but she also said she didn’t know how to tell you that she found a new sugar daddy- hate to break it to you-
Dave Chappelle’s “Love Contract” skit, 2020 Edition.
https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/10155999554714030/
Who pays for the attending witnesses and notary’s dinner ?
I usually buy my cards at the dollar store.
Bought a Hallmark card yesterday for the wife at the grocery store.
$6.79
WTH???!!! For a freakin card? I don’t care if I sound like a old fuddy duddy. That is too much money for a dang card.
Next time I’m just going to write a note on a napkin or something.
Oh, well.
I’ll just have to settle for Kathy Ireland. Again.
Spellcheck messed up your post. Kathy Ireland happily is married. You meant of course Kathy Bates.
i know its the bee, but it really needs to be in the regular press. it’s reality.
Billy Joel got dat.
she WAS happily married- listen, I’m too irresistible- I don’t mean to be, I just am-
lol, not a bad second choice
dang it, He stole another one from me!
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