Posted on 04/04/2020 12:20:02 AM PDT by Norski
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As if Americans haven’t had enough bad news, there are now reports of a huge disaster in the making. Apparently President Donald Trump has started watching the documentary Tiger King on Netflix and has purchased seventeen tigers, which are currently roaming the White House.
“This is worse than when he watched that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie and ordered nunchucks from Amazon,” said one White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous.
The tigers are now all over the White House, destroying priceless furniture and art. Even the Secret Service is too intimidated to confront them. Trump, though, seems unconcerned. “I saw this show about how much fun it was to own tigers,” Trump told reporters, “and I wanted to be just like the hero of the show -- that Joe guy. I mean, I already know what it’s like to have a nasty woman out to get you.”
Trump explained that all of the tigers were named “Tony” since he can’t tell them apart. He also warned anyone visiting the White House to be careful of them and to “yell in their faces” if they’re doing anything wrong since they “don’t like that.” . . .
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
That’s funny.
I only learned the specifics of the suspected murder a couple of weeks ago, though I haven’t watched Netflix ever.
And these would be ‘big, beautiful American-bred tigers’.
The mental image of the tigers as described is very funny.
Absolutely. I am sure there are many in Florida.
Now THAT’s humor.
The Narcos series are excellent
One Nadler could feed a tiger for a week, but the President should avoid feeding any of the tigers any Pelosi because it might be toxic to their digestive system. And feeding any of the big cats Schiff was bad because of the lack of nutrients due to overprocessing.
He has seventeen. Enough extra for some losses.
“all Named TONY!”
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Hilarious !
Fake news. Everyone knows Trump watches the gorilla fighting channel.
Wonder if the tigers like the gorilla fighting channel too?
Gorilla, You’re A Desperado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-6bfdQCQs
No- They're GRRRRREAT !
Now, what are the Moose supposed to do?
I hope he has them on break-away chains around the inside the walls of the Press Briefing Room
MUST see TV
How many actually think this is real.
My bet is MSNBC, CBS, ABC and CNN, and every Never-Trumpers and Orange man bad” zealots.
Can’t see the humor in this. Just more of the left wing media making Trump look like an idiot, not to mention the millions who get their news from the MSM that believe this horseshit.
Cute, but not the best Babylon Bee material. The best sends me into outrage until I read the author.
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