Posted on 06/12/2020 4:06:45 PM PDT by freebird5850
Most booze comes in round bottles but Jack Daniels comes in a square bottle....figured out why. That way when you fall down it will not roll out of reach.
Ping...
Actually J Daniels got it right long before Costco and all the others.
Square stacks, stores and ship mo better.
Round eats up too much space....But hey rolling away works too
That’s why the best Pie Are Square
Oh Jim Beam same same.
I think I see what you did there.
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A woman greets a man in the grocery store and says I think you are the father of one of my kids. He replied...oh God don’t tell my wife...She said no I am a 9th grade science teacher at Jackson High school!
A woman greets a man in the grocery store and says I think you are the father of one of my kids. He replied...oh God don’t tell my wife...She said no I am a 9th grade science teacher at Jackson High school!
Stupid kindle...
Good find Inspector Clouseau.
Square Watermelons
A round watermelon can take up a lot of room in a refrigerator and the usually round fruit often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves.
Smart Japanese Farmers have forced their watermelons to grow into a square shape by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases while the fruit is still growing on the vine.
Yep, square watermelons grown in square wooden crates for the limited space Japanese refrigerators.
I just learned the reason for the square bottle was that the could be used as a “brick” for structure construction. As a child in the early sixty’s we camped in Death Valley where my pop and me saw a house made from beer and whisky bottles.
LOL!
I heard of a guy that drowned in a vat of Irish whiskey.
Did it take long?
YEAH, he climbed out 3 times to go to the terlet so he wouldn’t spoil the batch
Jack Daniels is swill compared to good hooch.
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