Posted on 10/15/2020 4:29:57 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOS ANGELES, CA—Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, having opposed large religious gatherings in his city for the past 7 months, has suddenly reversed course, allowing a large worship service to take place in the streets of the city last night.
Despite the ban on religious gatherings, the worshipers came together to honor their god, LeBron James, in a spontaneous outpouring of love and praise. Worshipers in this religion, rather than singing songs or saying prayers, topple cars and throw things at the police.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The First Amendment has returned to Los Angeles!
DANG!
I wonder what would happen if someone toppled the Magic Johnson statue down outside Stapled Center?
The Babylon Bee nailed the sports cult to the wall.
Allows ??
No, it is my right to assemble.
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