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Geeze. All that is required is for the Biden administration to whip up an executive order allowing people to only poop once every three days or be arrested by the DOJ's poop patrol.
1 posted on 03/25/2021 6:57:03 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Just go on a liquid diet. Problem solved.


2 posted on 03/25/2021 6:58:22 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (`)
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Not again! The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 was enough!


3 posted on 03/25/2021 6:58:55 AM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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The weather is warming up and I have a hose....


4 posted on 03/25/2021 7:00:54 AM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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because they’re making paper shopping bags now ? maybe we’ll wipe with plastic ,LOL


5 posted on 03/25/2021 7:01:08 AM PDT by butlerweave
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"THE GREAT WIPE OUT OF 2021!"
6 posted on 03/25/2021 7:03:49 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor." )
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Well, Keith, a cheapskate friend only answers the call at work or in stores with public bathrooms, used to drive the supervisors crazy, Keith would clock in and shuffle off to drop the kids at the pool....

The boss finally started counting it as his break but the union pencil whipped her into submission.


8 posted on 03/25/2021 7:05:27 AM PDT by skepsel (I miss William F. Buckley and the old Firing Line)
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Figures, I just raked up all my leaves from the fall!


9 posted on 03/25/2021 7:07:29 AM PDT by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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The issue is not the production of toilet paper. It is the fact that there is a world wide shortage of the containers at the ports. We are experiencing it in the shipment of lumber from Europe. There are not enough containers getting back to Europe and Asia. The containers are here in the west and in Europe. The empties are not moving back fast enough to Asia.

Also, there were some container ships moth balled and out of service because traffic slowed down last year.


10 posted on 03/25/2021 7:14:14 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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The Democrat/Left appears to be grasping at straws with this to maintain the elevated level of increasingly irrational fear as their tyranny is not yet fully in place.


13 posted on 03/25/2021 7:19:24 AM PDT by glennaro ("Until it's safe" means "never" (Dennis Prager))
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Just saying that on the evening news will cause a rush on tp and a shortage.


14 posted on 03/25/2021 7:22:12 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The nation is in the grips of incurable hysterical insanity, as usual.)
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I remember a year ago at the beginning of the COVID scare people hoarded buttwipe. Those giant racks at COSTCO were empty. Aldi’s limit one 2 roll package.


17 posted on 03/25/2021 7:28:49 AM PDT by nascarnation
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I stocked up on tp and other stuff in preparation for the ensuing chaos when Trump overturns the election fraud and remains in office....LOL! Foolish me thinking SCOTUS would do its job.....at least I have enough tp and paper towels for the upcoming covid 20 lockdowns.


19 posted on 03/25/2021 7:31:34 AM PDT by HerrBlucher
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Go on a low/no-carb diet...

or

Get a bidet

20 posted on 03/25/2021 7:32:02 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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Toilet washlet bidets. They’re something you don’t know you needed until you get one. After you get one, you don’t know how you ever lived without one. And toilet paper shortages become a thing that happens to other people.


23 posted on 03/25/2021 7:38:05 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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Here in KS City we have acres of them cluttering up the rail yards. They are selling them to people to use as potential homes. Sheesh!


25 posted on 03/25/2021 7:42:28 AM PDT by egfowler3 (Trump Voter (Deplorable, Clinger, Christian Infidel. American & vast right-wing conspirator)!))
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Gee..WTH did they used to do before shipping containers?

What a crock of BS.

Load the GD boxcars up and ship the dam things to distribution centers. Then load the transfer trucks and deliver it. Or...load the Rails cars with semi trailers and send them to the distribution centers.

The problem with corporations now is the snot nosed kids running them.

BTW, when the hell is it that we have to ship IN tissue paper from out of country when the forests are rotting and dying in this country?..or burning up?


26 posted on 03/25/2021 7:45:18 AM PDT by crz
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Didn’t the bitches in the Harris/Hop Sing administration RECYCLE those 80 million Xiden ballots?


27 posted on 03/25/2021 7:45:46 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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We bought a million rolls after that last TP debacle. Our garage looks like a TP warehouse. 😆


32 posted on 03/25/2021 8:02:18 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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34 posted on 03/25/2021 8:06:57 AM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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35 posted on 03/25/2021 8:11:18 AM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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