Posted on 03/08/2022 8:54:49 AM PST by dayglored
WEST OF EDEN—A double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.
"Our results were conclusive," said the angel Gabriel, who led the study. "Of the 30,000 male test subjects we studied, we found literally 100% of them would happily accept and eat any piece of fruit handed to them by a woman who was naked. Even in cases where it wasn't fruit—or even edible—all the males gratefully accepted every single object offered and ate it with a dumb look on their face."
Gabriel then motioned to a male test subject on the other side of the glass as he happily chewed on a rubber ball that had just been handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.
"See what I mean?"
Researchers say the results should serve to humble any man who thinks he would have made a different decision than Adam. "According to the science, you would have likely done the exact same thing Adam did," said Gabriel.
Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
Study Finds 100% Of Fruits Would Eat Any Man Given To Them By A Naked Drag Queen.
Not durian fruit.......bad juju 🤮
“100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman.”
If a naked Whoopi Goldberg gave me a watermelon I’d tell her to go and eat it herself.
Can’t be true. The study didn’t factor in any of the hags on “The View.”
I’d eat the watermelon and then use the shell as a helmet so I didn’t have to look at Whoopi.
Well, kinda depends on the woman.
But he didn’t know she was naked until he ate the fruit...
Even the ice cream is horrible!
A naked woman gives you a banana, and an English cucumber...
It got a good belly laugh from me, and I thank you, as I was going off the deep end with the news fodder we’ve been given today.
There's a fine distinction. Before he ate the fruit, he was aware of her, and that she was naked, but it didn't register as such. After eating the fruit, he became aware that she was naked, in the sense of "nekkid".
Naked: Without clothes.
Nekkid: Without clothes, and looking for trouble.
That was the idea. There’s already plenty of bad/sad/upsetting news. A good laugh is a Good Thing. :-)
LOL, I kind of like durian.
It’s like a citrus-custard and while I mostly like the taste I also find it vaguely revolting. Sort of like anchovies.
LOL!
I sure as hell would!!!!
Same 😌
Looks like she ate about a hundred.
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