Posted on 08/15/2022 2:06:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The Attorney General and FBI Director were called to the White House today to consult with President Biden. Specifically, President Biden requested that the DOJ and FBI raid Trump's Mar-A-Lago home again and also raid the residences of Gov. De Santis and Gov. Kristi Noem.
Biden stated that his wife, Dr. Jill, was really impressed with the dresses and accessories seized by Garland and Wray and desired to flesh out her Fall and Winter wardrobe with more ot those items. Dr. Jill identified the DeSantis and Noem residences as excellent additional sources.
Garland stated that it was possible to get broad warrants to access those residences because the DOJ has creative lawyers and own at least one Magistrate. The DOJ would like Dr. Jill to identify and list what she specifically wanted so the raid could be accomplished quickly and efficiently.
In related news, an Assistant Attorney at the DOJ was fired when she answered "yes" when Meritless Garland asked if the dress he wore, seized from Mar-A-Largo, made him look fat.
LOL. Very good. Babylon Bee, move over.
Banana Republic
Where Jill does all her shopping.
I think, turning the US into a banana republic, is something the radical leftists, of the Frankfurt School variety, have had in mind for a hundred years.
Many a true word spoken in jest.
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