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Attorney General And FBI Director Called To The White House (Satire)
8/15/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/15/2022 2:06:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Attorney General and FBI Director were called to the White House today to consult with President Biden. Specifically, President Biden requested that the DOJ and FBI raid Trump's Mar-A-Lago home again and also raid the residences of Gov. De Santis and Gov. Kristi Noem.

Biden stated that his wife, Dr. Jill, was really impressed with the dresses and accessories seized by Garland and Wray and desired to flesh out her Fall and Winter wardrobe with more ot those items. Dr. Jill identified the DeSantis and Noem residences as excellent additional sources.

Garland stated that it was possible to get broad warrants to access those residences because the DOJ has creative lawyers and own at least one Magistrate. The DOJ would like Dr. Jill to identify and list what she specifically wanted so the raid could be accomplished quickly and efficiently.

In related news, an Assistant Attorney at the DOJ was fired when she answered "yes" when Meritless Garland asked if the dress he wore, seized from Mar-A-Largo, made him look fat.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: maralagoraid; sarcasm; satire; scorn; stasiraid

1 posted on 08/15/2022 2:06:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

LOL. Very good. Babylon Bee, move over.


2 posted on 08/15/2022 2:10:21 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity ("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Banana Republic


3 posted on 08/15/2022 2:20:56 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0oPYZDNzGs

53sec


4 posted on 08/15/2022 2:23:38 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: Mark17

Where Jill does all her shopping.


5 posted on 08/15/2022 2:25:54 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity ("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
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To: ToxicMasculinity
Where Jill does all her shopping.

I think, turning the US into a banana republic, is something the radical leftists, of the Frankfurt School variety, have had in mind for a hundred years.

6 posted on 08/15/2022 2:31:28 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Many a true word spoken in jest.


7 posted on 08/15/2022 3:06:06 PM PDT by SpokeshaveReturns (Proud Boys, Angry Dads and Grumpy Grandads.)
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