Posted on 08/28/2022 7:29:38 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida Man Headlines Generated With Machine Learning
One of the headlines below is real, the rest are generated by a text generation model. Try to guess the real headline!
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Just curious, is Florida as bad as everyone says?
I have never been there
It’s great. White sand, gulf waters, seafood and warm fall/winters.
It’s great. White sand, gulf waters, seafood and warm fall/winters.
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No, no, no! You’ll encourage more people moving from failed Dem states. Tell everyone it’s hot and humid and there are alligators everywhere. And lizards. And bugs, which is why they’re lizards.
Nah. The weather is hot and muggy in the summertime, which is about six months down here, and it can be warm as late as December. Lots of bugs and spiders. Things occasionally punctuated by a hurricane.
But our governor is great, and the politics are good, unlike my old state of Maryland.
Forgot about the lizards. They run around my outbuilding. The neighbor’s outdoor cats do keep the lizard population under control.
Oh, and NO FRICKIN’ SNOW! That’s the best part about being in Florida. Snow is rare.
>>which is why they’re (they are) lizards??
Second headline is true. Heard it on TV news.
No, it sucks! Snakes, lizards, alligators, crocodiles, Florida Man, hurricanes, crazy people.
No one should want to come here, no one!
I’ve heard California is nice.
It’s really awful.
Nobody can go to the beaches because, they’re always full and people can’t find parking because they’re always full too, and nobody can get to them because traffic to and fro is like a parking lot.
...And snakes! Giant boas and pythons! If a crocogator don’t gitchee, a giant pyro constrictor will!
I’ve seen large raccoons carry off iguanas almost as big as they were.
I wouldn’t move to FL if a gun was put to my head.
you’re safe
Nine months of summer + 3 inch long roaches called Palmetto bugs that fly short distances so they can land on you drive Florida man insane
I hear all the time about people moving to Florida or wanting to. Been there twice & found they have beautiful beaches, several public attractions, but many undesirable things. Move there? No, thanks.
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