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Naked Florida man tells police he is from ‘different earth’
KIRO 7 News ^ | March 11, 2023 | Bob D'Angelo, Cox Media Group National Content Desk

Posted on 03/11/2023 8:15:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Worth Avenue, in ritzy Palm Beach, touts itself as an “enchanting resort destination.” People dining and strolling through the boutique shops in the South Florida town were certainly not prepared to see a naked man walking down the street on Wednesday.

That was out of this world. And according to the Palm Beach Police Department, Jason Smith, 44, allegedly claimed that he was from “a different earth.”

Smith was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office online booking records.

Police said that an employee from the Tab-oo restaurant on Worth Avenue called police on Wednesday and reported that a naked man had just walked past the restaurant in view of the customers, WPEC-TV reported.

Police arrived at the scene and approached Smith, who allegedly said he did not know where he had left his clothes, according to the television station.

Smith was arrested and taken to the police station, where he initially refused to give his name and date of birth, WPBF-TV reported.

He also allegedly told officers that he did not have a Social Security number or identification, according to the television station.

According to an arrest report, Smith allegedly told police that he resided on a different earth, WPEC reported.

He later told police he lived in West Palm Beach.

That is where Smith currently resides, as he was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail early Thursday, according to online booking records. Bail was set at $1,000.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: arrest; florida; floridaman; indecentexposure; mentalhealth; nekkid; palmbeach; tripping
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1 posted on 03/11/2023 8:15:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

His name must be Walter Bishop...


2 posted on 03/11/2023 8:18:37 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperatly need him)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Is he looking for Sarah Conner?


3 posted on 03/11/2023 8:20:00 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“A Different Earth? Isn’t that the name of this new Spa on Johnson Ave.? The one that advertises;
“Swim With The Tadpoles!”..So you work there?” //


4 posted on 03/11/2023 8:21:12 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Not prepared to see a naked man walking down the street on Wednesday”

Now Thursday, that would have been ok.


5 posted on 03/11/2023 8:21:14 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Did he have a two way ticket?

Just askin’.


6 posted on 03/11/2023 8:22:01 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’ve had moments that I thought this ain’t my planet, I was born on a different planet in a different universe. I just didn’t get nekkid and voice it to cops. It’s always been kind of a reflection as life moves on. When I’ve had these thoughts, I’ve found a quiet place to reflect about it over a cold beer or two. Then jumped up hollered WTF and then went to sleep, hoping to wake up back on good old Mother Earth. 😜


7 posted on 03/11/2023 8:23:27 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Tab-oo is one of the longest running restaurants on that island. Excellent place.


8 posted on 03/11/2023 8:23:50 PM PST by FLNittany (Autotune is jealous of Karen Carpenter)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Maybe he meant counter-earth, so he’s from Gor. Probably looking for his slave girl.


9 posted on 03/11/2023 8:40:16 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: BradyLS

Excellent question


10 posted on 03/11/2023 8:43:13 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Planet Meth.


11 posted on 03/11/2023 8:50:57 PM PST by vpintheak (Live free, or die!)
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Not a great story. In the Terminator they don’t lose their memory in the time jump.

There is no great story of a guy doing drugs and believing he’s from another earth, but can’t remember details that he should still know. If he did a jump from an alternate earth.

“The Stoners Time Jump” ain’t a great scifi feature.


12 posted on 03/11/2023 8:58:44 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Different Earth”??

I thought NYC qualified for that.


13 posted on 03/11/2023 9:01:04 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“ Jason Smith, 44, allegedly claimed that he was from a different earth.”

I’ll wager they already guessed that.


14 posted on 03/11/2023 10:03:10 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He must have swapped places with the Jason Smith from our earth who is now fully clothed on a planet where everyone goes naked. No telling what trouble he’s in on the other planet.


15 posted on 03/11/2023 10:04:55 PM PST by DannyTN
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https://www.whio.com/news/trending/naked-florida-man-tells-police-he-is-different-earth/6K4JHSAOO5HINL3VLNRLNJJI7I/

16 posted on 03/11/2023 10:34:37 PM PST by dennisw ("You don't have to like it. You just have to do it")
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Drugs are a terrible thing


17 posted on 03/11/2023 10:37:03 PM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I thought it was Democrat politician Gillum drunk again.


18 posted on 03/11/2023 11:06:08 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

19 posted on 03/11/2023 11:39:58 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: dennisw

The question is...can we send him back, and keep the door open long enough to push around 500,000 other folks into the ‘other’ world?


20 posted on 03/11/2023 11:42:38 PM PST by pepsionice
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