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Wife Doesn’t Like Tone Of Husband’s 'Ok' Text Reply
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 22, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/23/2023 9:33:05 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Tensions rose between a local couple today after a woman texted her husband to ask him to pick up a mobile Target order for her on his way home from work, to which he replied "Ok." Reports indicated she was not at all happy with the tone of his "Ok" response.

"What on earth is that supposed to mean?" said Monique Johnson who had put in an order for dishwashing soap and Reese's Peanut Butter Easter Eggs and set the pickup time to coincide with her husband, Derek, getting off of work. "I thought I could make it easier for both of us. He could just stop by Target on his way home. That way, I wouldn't have to get out of the house with the kids. And do you know what he did when I texted him to let him know? He said ‘Ok.' Yeah. Just like that. ‘Ok.' Can you believe that?!"

By all indications, Derek was completely fine agreeing to the request and had absolutely no idea that responding with "Ok" would cause any issue whatsoever. "Yeah, not a problem at all!" Derek said as he typed the "Ok" text on his phone. "I'm happy to pick up the stuff for her. I love doing things for my wife!"

At publishing time, Derek had already made the pickup and was on his way home, though he would reportedly soon regret not also picking up a bouquet of flowers to make up for the audacity he showed by replying to his wife's text with "Ok."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: husband; moods; ok; satire; texting; wife
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1 posted on 03/23/2023 9:33:05 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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2 posted on 03/23/2023 9:34:30 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I always thought “Fine!” was the one that got you in trouble.


3 posted on 03/23/2023 9:34:58 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This hits very close to home. How many of us have responded to requests like this with an OK, which as I understand it is racist as well.


4 posted on 03/23/2023 9:35:18 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I avoid this issue with my wife by responding with a
5 posted on 03/23/2023 9:37:10 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Two can play that game.


6 posted on 03/23/2023 9:37:24 AM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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I’m pretty sure it’s “whatever”


7 posted on 03/23/2023 9:38:30 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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To: dfwgator
I always thought “Fine!” was the one that got you in trouble.

The one that gets me in trouble is "whatever."

8 posted on 03/23/2023 9:38:47 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It’s a crazy world.

My teen age grandniece asked me if I was mad at her because I used a period in a text. It seems amongst teens, periods, commas etc mean one is angry.

OK????


9 posted on 03/23/2023 9:41:41 AM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: AndyJackson
This hits very close to home. How many of us have responded to requests like this with an OK, which as I understand it is racist as well.

There's definitely some white privilege showing there with that OK buddy, you'd better check that!

10 posted on 03/23/2023 9:42:57 AM PDT by GaryCrow
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The one that gets me in trouble is "whatever."

Oh that's the Death Penalty, right there.

11 posted on 03/23/2023 9:43:24 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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My wife hates “no problem.”


12 posted on 03/23/2023 9:51:00 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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Whatever actually means “FU.”. She just whatevered you!


13 posted on 03/23/2023 9:52:35 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: dfwgator

“Just relax” is what gets me in trouble most often.


14 posted on 03/23/2023 10:11:59 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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And then there’s “Bless Your Heart”.


15 posted on 03/23/2023 10:13:03 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

No worse than the wife’s “everything’s fine” retort.


16 posted on 03/23/2023 10:15:15 AM PDT by fwdude (Society has been fully polarized now, and you have to decide on which pole you want to be found.)
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To: NohSpinZone

DO NOT marry a woman who behaves that way.

Regarding #2 in particular: DO NOT accept that as an answer.

Let your yes be yes and your no be no. Anything else is of the devil.


17 posted on 03/23/2023 10:17:48 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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"Fine" is what your wife says to you when you ask her how she is and she is actually far from fine. When the wife says "fine" it becomes the task of the husband to find out what is wrong with the wife and to make it right.

I learned a long time ago not to text "OK" to my wife. She gets very disturbed by that response and thinks that I'm mad at her. In response to picking up something on the way home, it is necessary for me to respond along the lines of "Yes, love of my life, I will happily get that for you. Is there anything else you would like for me to pick up for your while I'm still out and about? I can't wait to see you when I get home!"

18 posted on 03/23/2023 10:21:00 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (5,016,040 Truth | 87,429,920 Twitter)
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19 posted on 03/23/2023 10:25:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long......”


20 posted on 03/23/2023 10:31:27 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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