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General Mark "Benedict" Milley Retires (Safe and Effective Satire"
9/29/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/29/2023 3:21:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

General Mark "Benedict" Milley, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, retired today.

There is much speculation as to Milley's post retirement plans. Some have speculated that he may take a job with one of the defense contractors such as General Dynamics, Raytheon, etc. Others have speculated that a slot as a military expert consultant at left leaning CNN or MSDNC may be in the future.

However, anonymous reliable sources, have said with certainty that Milley will take a high ranking position in the Peoples Liberation Army in China. China is spending big bucks and a lot of political capital in capturing Milley. In addition to the hefty salary, Milley will be awarded 6 star rank and a lot of medals. In addition, he will be supplied with 5 aides that will sing his praises and Twitter anti-Trump propaganda.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 09/29/2023 3:21:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well, another POLITICAL GENERAL down. Sadly, there are many hundreds of other political military officers waiting in the wings.


2 posted on 09/29/2023 3:26:03 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Good riddance!


3 posted on 09/29/2023 3:32:58 PM PDT by NeverTyranny
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Bye Dips$$$!


4 posted on 09/29/2023 3:34:15 PM PDT by albie
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Look for him and his pal Vindman selling military medals and other awards at a flea market near you.


5 posted on 09/29/2023 3:36:34 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (And the invasion of America continues while the RAT Party worries about the Ukraine.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He successor is General Charles Q. Brown Jr. (four star). Any info, beyond the Wikipedia resume?


6 posted on 09/29/2023 3:41:41 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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To: RetiredTexasVet

A fat rat bastard. Did not support the Commander In Chief who appointed him. Betrayed him. Betrayed his oath, colluded with the Communist Chinese and Nancy Pelosi then called his President a “would be dictator”. Deserves a firing squad. But it will be justice he wallows in his own fat until that demonic rat croaks.


7 posted on 09/29/2023 3:46:32 PM PDT by Chuck N
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To: Widget Jr

Queer as a three dollar bill? Is that in his wiki?


8 posted on 09/29/2023 3:50:14 PM PDT by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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LaKeitel, is that you again?


9 posted on 09/29/2023 4:11:07 PM PDT by thescourged1
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To: NeverTyranny
Good riddance!

Don't let the door hit your fat general ass on the way out.

10 posted on 09/29/2023 4:25:34 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Milley may have the traitorous qualities of Benedict Arnold, but Arnold had real battlefield creds. Milley?


11 posted on 09/29/2023 4:46:53 PM PDT by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He should be hanged for Treason.


12 posted on 09/29/2023 5:27:37 PM PDT by tennmountainman (FUJB)
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To: tennmountainman

Along with the rest of the rat party.


13 posted on 09/29/2023 5:28:18 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: NeverTyranny

My thoughts exactly.


14 posted on 09/29/2023 5:28:29 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He can call Chayna from the comfort of his home.


15 posted on 09/29/2023 5:31:35 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: RetiredTexasVet


16 posted on 09/29/2023 5:36:40 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
"General Mark "Benedict" Milley, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, retired today.'


17 posted on 09/29/2023 8:44:24 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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