Posted on 11/06/2023 6:09:45 AM PST by Red Badger
A quick-thinking forklift driver ruined an Ohio man's plans to steal a car by lifting the vehicle 20 feet in the air with the suspect still inside. Only when he was trapped up there did they take the time to call the police.
It all went down in October at Arlington Auto Wrecking in Akron, Ohio. This was the third incident they had with this guy, but when they got him this time, even the 911 operators were cracking up when an employee called in the situation:
“So, he’s still in the car about 20 feet in the air in the loader,” the employee told 911.
“Wonderful, that is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard,” the 911 operator said with a laugh. “We, we will get somebody out to you.”
When police arrived and found the car in the air, one officer captured the moment on his bodycam. He explained to the others what the heck had happened after he returned to the station:
He broke into a car at the junkyard and before he could get out, he’s done it before, they got like the forklift and they had him like I’m not kidding like 20 feet off the ground, so when we got there we went right into custody.
The officers cracked up, too, just like the 911 operators. Watch:
VIDEO AT LINK................
An employee explained to police why they did it:
“We’re having a lot of trouble here with people stealing stuff and everything, and we got a guy that’s passed out or crashed in one of our vehicles in our yard. And I got the vehicle picked up with the loader and he’s probably 20 feet in the air now and I refuse to drop this thing to let him out and run,” the employee said. “I mean, we’ve just had so much problems here with theft and catalytic converters and just fires and everything.”
Authorities police arrested the suspect, 26-year-old Alexander Funk, at gunpoint for criminal trespassing and possessing criminal tools. He was wearing a backpack that had a Sawzall cutting tool, Sawzall blades, and other tools. It's not the first time Funk got caught acting funky:
Funk has had several run-ins with the law recently. The Akron man has been convicted of criminal trespassing, drug abuse, and entering a condemned building. He also had a warrant out for disorderly conduct.
He's even caused trouble at the auto shop before:
Employees told police Funk had broken in several times before. They said they let him go the first time. The second time they said he escaped.
“I was putting the car in the shop, and he was in the backseat, and we called the police on him,” one employee told police. “We were waiting for you guys to get here, and he shoved one of my guys out of the way and took off running and you guys were looking for him over there across the street for about an hour. That’s the third time now, it’s the same guy.”
Funk probably had hopes of getting high that day, but I don't think that's what he had in mind. Hopefully that's the last Arlington Auto Wrecking will see of the low-life.
Funk probably had hopes of getting high that day, but I don’t think that’s what he had in mind.
Ha! Love it.
That looks like a scene from a movie directed by either
the late Burt Reynolds or Clint Eastwood.
Lots of guitar riffing music in the background.
Look for a Jackie Gleason double, in a sherif uniform, driving up in his patrol car.
Would have been a shame if that car had been dumped, accidentally, into an operating car compactor.
Stick a fork in him, he’s done.
I talked to a guy once who told me that two different cars were parked in his driveway during a town car show. He had a forklift in his barn. He moved one car over and stacked the second one on top of the first.
They should visit a local animal shelter and get a couple of pit bulls for additional security....
I don’t know about OHIO, but most junkyards in the South have guard dogs, like Dobermans, German Shepherds and Pit bulls................
Employees told police Funk had broken in several times before. They said they let him go the first time.
Letting them go is not a kindness. But you do it because they are not worth your time.
There are a lot of people in this world not worth my time. But If I love them, I will take the time to correct them.
Hold people accountable for little things, teach them.
Some people are just really too stupid to be criminals..................
In the town where I lived when I was young there was a metal-working shop that was a frequent target for theft. That activity stopped when the owner posted a sign stating that when the shop closed they released a number of rattlesnakes into the shop. How many? the robbers had to guess ...
Who goes to a junkyard to steal a car?
Forked!
Clickbait. The car has no front wheels, the guy was in the backseat.
Three strikes and you’re up up UP!
They go to cut out and steal the catalytic converters, worth a couple hundred dollars each.. The guy had a Sawzall and extra blades in his backpack.....................
He couldn’t jump down fro. That height? Thieves are such sissies these days evidently
Good on the cops in this case- at least a mentslly deranged dem governor or whatever didn’t tell them to stand down on arresting the perp, and tell them to charge the lift operator with kidnapping the perp and holding him agaisnt his will
“Stick a fork in him, he’s done”
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