Posted on 01/20/2024 10:08:20 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PORTLAND, OR — Local Woman Kiera Thompson left her gym frustrated after a few male patrons glanced her way, despite the fact that she had gone there specifically so they would glance her way.
"Ugh! I wore my skimpiest workout outfit, put my hair in a high ponytail, and spent the entire time lifting weights right where all the dudes work out, and a few of them, you know, glanced in my direction!" Thompson lamented. "I mean, can't a girl in skin-tight yoga pants and a pretty much non-existent top work out in peace without guys noticing she's practically naked?"
After alerting the front desk of the incident, Thompson filmed a 20-minute TikTok video of herself running on the treadmill while yelling "No one had better look at me right now! I'm gonna put on a shirt in a minute if I catch one more of you disgusting pigs sort of looking in my direction while I work out!"
As of publishing time, Thompson left the gym but vowed to spend even more money on ridiculously priced skimpy workout clothes to wear next time in the hopes that no one will notice her ridiculously priced skimpy workout clothes.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Satirical headline is actually reality
What girls say:
Ugh. All the boys are looking at me.
Or….
Ugh. No boys are looking at me.
Is the Bee. But before I built a gym in the carriage house this was absolutely true. ( proud pervert who likes to look)
Too funny...of course women divide men into two categories...
Hot
Creepy.
If you are “hot” you can look all you like. If you are “creepy” that is harassment and stalking.
If Chad Sixpack looks at her, she loves it.
I know this is the Bee, but:
1. Watch what they do, not what they say.
2. She’ll make rules for betas, and break rules for alphas.
thought this was a legit piece about e gene carroll
After her workout she went out out drinking in a bar wearing a same similar skimpy outfit till 2:00 in the morning. As she stumbled home, she was unfortunately sexually assaulted.
She has no idea how that could have happened.
Swedish Women: “We invite all these people from Middle Eastern rape cultures to live here but instead of appreciating our hospitality, they rape us.”
Bee gets headline wrong (a rare event)
Girls want men THEY find desirable to look at them, but feel “visually raped” if undesirable men dare to stare.
Why not go to an all women’s gym? They had those for this very reason.
Then again, this was before trans women were the thing.
Young men with thick shoulder-length hair should dye it silver. Watch how the older broads react. They’ll change it back within 2 days.
Its a joke.
But there was a video going around about a woman complaining about the men staring at her while she did her exercises.
Go to a women’s gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJMmhSy9lp8
'Sexual Harassment and You'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8
"You can have sex with women at work without losing your job by following a few simple rules."
-Be handsome
-Be attractive
-Don't be unattractive
Then the lesbos will stare at her.
She doesn’t understand that they didn’t come for hospitality. They came to rape white blonde women. They love it when a plan comes together.
Good point. Especially in the shower or locker room. Yuck!
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