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Details Of Immigration Plan Leaked (Safe and Effective Satire)
1/22/24 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/22/2024 1:36:03 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Details of the Biden immigration plan have been leaked by an anonymous source with knowledge of the details of the plan.

The source stated that no new border agents would be hired and that no current policy would be changed. However, recently laid off Subway sandwich makers would be hired to train and assist current border agents in preparing welcome meals for the illegals. Additionally, ex-Walmart greeters and unemployed hospitality workers would be hired to greet and welcome the new Democratic voters to the country.

The new voters will be given a welcome packet including: a Medicaid card, New York drivers license, voting card, I-phone, a US birth certificate and a get out of jail free card.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; stupid

1 posted on 01/22/2024 1:36:03 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Right......a get out of jail free card is a must have for these invaders.


2 posted on 01/22/2024 1:38:30 PM PST by Liz (Matthew 11.28-30: Come to me, all you who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give strength.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

And maps to Martha’s Vineyard.


3 posted on 01/22/2024 1:40:17 PM PST by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It’s not to far from the truth.

Those who don’t think election politics plays a role in our immigration policies, where we place refugees, what states/cities get what sort of federal assistance... are naive.

This is just part of the political chess game.

And yes, the elections 2020 were rigged. For those that think that’s far fetched, consider that these sort of games have been getting played since 1812 when the concept of Gerrymandering became public: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerrymandering

It requires a lot of effort to in achieving the level of ignorance required to “believe” there were no games played in the elections of 2020.

The ONLY difference is that since the MSM and big tech generally favors the Democrats and Biden, and he won, they don’t ask to many questions. But when Trump won in 2016, then of course they did ask these questions:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/hillary-clinton-trump-is-an-illegitimate-president/2019/09/26/29195d5a-e099-11e9-b199-f638bf2c340f_story.html

https://www.cnn.com/2016/12/26/us/2016-presidential-campaign-hacking-fast-facts/index.html

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/white-house-press-secretary-called-out-for-saying-trump-stole-2016-election/

But if you claim the 2020 elections were rigged, even if you present “facts” (as in video, sworn testimony by SME’s, etc) you may find your posts banned in social media, and of course the MSM today presents any allegations of elections fraud as wild conspiracies... Their boy (Biden) won-


4 posted on 01/22/2024 1:56:06 PM PST by Red6
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To: RetiredTexasVet

5 posted on 01/22/2024 2:26:32 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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