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Judge Orders Trump To Pay Whatever Amount It Takes To Bankrupt Campaign
The Bee ^ | February 16, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 02/16/2024 7:59:31 PM PST by Navy Patriot

NEW YORK — Former President Trump's civil trial in New York has concluded with Judge Arthur Engoron ordering that Trump pay whatever dollar amount is necessary to bankrupt his Presidential campaign.

"I, Judge Engoron, hereby rule that President Trump must pay -- hang on, let me google what his campaign raised last quarter," said Judge Ergoron. "Oh forget it, whatever it takes to crush Trump's re-election, that's how much Trump owes. Case closed!"

The civil trial was initiated by New York Attorney General Letitia James who argued that Trump received good terms on bank loans, thus endangering democracy. "Trump receiving a slightly better interest rate on a loan fifteen years ago was the death rattle of America," said James. "At last, with using Trump's conviction on a victimless crime to bankrupt one of the two major Presidential candidates, democracy has been saved."

According to legal scholars, the case hinged on whether Trump had inflated the worth of his real estate holdings in order to secure more favorable loan rates. After careful review, Judge Ergoron ruled that Trump's 63,000 square-foot mansion at Mar-A-Lago, including multiple beaches, was worth approximately eight dollars. As such, Judge Ergoron declared that banks had been nice to Trump, which clearly caused people living in New York terrible distress, and that could only be assuaged by Trump being forced to pay enough money to destroy his campaign.

At publishing time, Judge Ergoron had also ruled that Trump had to also pay off the national debt and go pick up his dry cleaning.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Judge Ergoron considering the Testimony.

1 posted on 02/16/2024 7:59:31 PM PST by Navy Patriot
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2 posted on 02/16/2024 8:25:51 PM PST by bigbob
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Judge Ergoron has a marsupial pouch.


3 posted on 02/16/2024 8:26:16 PM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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To: Navy Patriot
The Bablyon Bee can no longer do satire because this Clown World we live in has become too Clownie... Particularly the fake 'Justice System' that exists to provide cover for Big State/Dem criminals, but to persecute any conservative.

All that aside, it was a funny article - albeit it rings too true to reality.

4 posted on 02/16/2024 8:42:54 PM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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Oh forget it, whatever it takes to crush Trump's re-election, that's how much Trump owes. Case closed!" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

That will be enough to have the decision reversed on Appeal.

Are we actually living now in a totalitarian state?

I can hardly wait for January 23rd, 2025 when The Donald is sworn in.

Enrogon !

A Turkish Delight!



5 posted on 02/17/2024 2:34:39 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom Trump Trolls,He <br>trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: El Cid
"I, Judge Engoron, hereby rule that President Trump must pay -- hang on, let me google what his campaign raised last quarter," said Judge Ergoron. "Oh forget it, whatever it takes to crush Trump's re-election, that's how much Trump owes. Case closed!"

Waaaay too close to the truth. These democrat 'judges' are an embarrassment to the nation - what filth.

6 posted on 02/17/2024 3:16:25 AM PST by GOPJ (Mayorkas reeks of that 'CIA (Creepy Thug Assh*le') mentality. Ashli Babbit's killer was promoted..)
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America’s robed mullahs have an agenda.


7 posted on 02/17/2024 4:15:33 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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And their agenda is Deep State's...

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance...

Sounds familiar, doesn't it...

8 posted on 02/17/2024 4:22:57 AM PST by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: Navy Patriot

President Trump time to ramp up your game. What you say and how you say it.. First you must call this by name for what it is and clearly in a few words as possible explain what this means for the American people.

I would call it for what it is an orchestrated political assassination of a political opponent. I would limit blame on one person Joe Biden and the privileged class.

I would remind them to question those in the privilege class who support Biden and those who are only interested in themselves, Focus campaign on the impact of the collapse of the dollar and inflation, the economy and endless wars.

And safety issues we face due to boarder security. But be sure to let Hispanics know you not after their elderly grand parent living in the spare room,


9 posted on 02/17/2024 5:38:18 AM PST by MagillaX
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If this stands, which is doubtful, Trump should sue New York City and the state of New York and the judge and attorney general for the taxes he paid based on the values of his properties.


10 posted on 02/17/2024 6:07:26 AM PST by Daveinyork
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To: Navy Patriot

That picture almost perfectly expresses the trial in about every respect. I should think think this would bring a request for a change of venue at the least. That judge sure doesn’t seem to be capable of whatever his office would demand.


11 posted on 02/17/2024 6:37:12 AM PST by oldtech
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Hey, he’s just one member of the true ruling branch of the US Government, te Judicial Branch that is, exercising his authority.


12 posted on 02/17/2024 6:55:53 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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13 posted on 02/17/2024 7:03:09 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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Here’s how the “justice system” works today. Donald Trump is accused of accidentally stepping on someone’s foot 25 years ago. There are no witnesses and no reported injury. The Judge/jury awards the Plaintiff 100 trillion dollars.


14 posted on 02/17/2024 7:11:19 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Babylon Bee hit one out of the park...yes!! Thanks Babylon Bee for the laughs.


15 posted on 02/17/2024 7:31:04 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: PGalt

You’re right. They do...


16 posted on 02/17/2024 8:59:00 AM PST by GOPJ (Mayorkas reeks of that 'CIA (Creepy Thug Assh*le') mentality. Ashli Babbit's killer was promoted..)
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Trump should sue New York City and the state of New York and the judge and attorney general for the taxes he paid based on the values of his properties.

Your point is entirely valid.

New York City and State officially published Assessed Valuations, which are supposed to be within Real and Fair limitations.

In doing so, they participated in the loan deal as supposedly unbiased experts in property values.

If they inflated Trump's Assessment, (for whatever reason, including to collect more Taxes than Trump should legally pay), that is a Criminal Act when they published the values.

If they did not inflate Trump's Assessments, then Trump is NOT GUILTY.

17 posted on 02/17/2024 10:15:37 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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bttt


18 posted on 02/17/2024 10:17:56 AM PST by linMcHlp
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To: mewzilla

Familiar? Yes, that Declaration is quite a document. Thanks for that reminder, mewzilla.


19 posted on 02/17/2024 12:15:51 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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Is this from The Bee or Not The Bee, that is the question?


20 posted on 02/17/2024 2:46:23 PM PST by TwoSue
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