Posted on 02/16/2024 7:59:31 PM PST by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK — Former President Trump's civil trial in New York has concluded with Judge Arthur Engoron ordering that Trump pay whatever dollar amount is necessary to bankrupt his Presidential campaign.
"I, Judge Engoron, hereby rule that President Trump must pay -- hang on, let me google what his campaign raised last quarter," said Judge Ergoron. "Oh forget it, whatever it takes to crush Trump's re-election, that's how much Trump owes. Case closed!"
The civil trial was initiated by New York Attorney General Letitia James who argued that Trump received good terms on bank loans, thus endangering democracy. "Trump receiving a slightly better interest rate on a loan fifteen years ago was the death rattle of America," said James. "At last, with using Trump's conviction on a victimless crime to bankrupt one of the two major Presidential candidates, democracy has been saved."
According to legal scholars, the case hinged on whether Trump had inflated the worth of his real estate holdings in order to secure more favorable loan rates. After careful review, Judge Ergoron ruled that Trump's 63,000 square-foot mansion at Mar-A-Lago, including multiple beaches, was worth approximately eight dollars. As such, Judge Ergoron declared that banks had been nice to Trump, which clearly caused people living in New York terrible distress, and that could only be assuaged by Trump being forced to pay enough money to destroy his campaign.
At publishing time, Judge Ergoron had also ruled that Trump had to also pay off the national debt and go pick up his dry cleaning.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Judge Ergoron considering the Testimony.
Judge Ergoron has a marsupial pouch.
All that aside, it was a funny article - albeit it rings too true to reality.
That will be enough to have the decision reversed on Appeal.
Are we actually living now in a totalitarian state?
I can hardly wait for January 23rd, 2025 when The Donald is sworn in.
Enrogon !
A Turkish Delight!
Waaaay too close to the truth. These democrat 'judges' are an embarrassment to the nation - what filth.
America’s robed mullahs have an agenda.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance...
Sounds familiar, doesn't it...
President Trump time to ramp up your game. What you say and how you say it.. First you must call this by name for what it is and clearly in a few words as possible explain what this means for the American people.
I would call it for what it is an orchestrated political assassination of a political opponent. I would limit blame on one person Joe Biden and the privileged class.
I would remind them to question those in the privilege class who support Biden and those who are only interested in themselves, Focus campaign on the impact of the collapse of the dollar and inflation, the economy and endless wars.
And safety issues we face due to boarder security. But be sure to let Hispanics know you not after their elderly grand parent living in the spare room,
If this stands, which is doubtful, Trump should sue New York City and the state of New York and the judge and attorney general for the taxes he paid based on the values of his properties.
That picture almost perfectly expresses the trial in about every respect. I should think think this would bring a request for a change of venue at the least. That judge sure doesn’t seem to be capable of whatever his office would demand.
Hey, he’s just one member of the true ruling branch of the US Government, te Judicial Branch that is, exercising his authority.
Here’s how the “justice system” works today. Donald Trump is accused of accidentally stepping on someone’s foot 25 years ago. There are no witnesses and no reported injury. The Judge/jury awards the Plaintiff 100 trillion dollars.
The Babylon Bee hit one out of the park...yes!! Thanks Babylon Bee for the laughs.
You’re right. They do...
Your point is entirely valid.
New York City and State officially published Assessed Valuations, which are supposed to be within Real and Fair limitations.
In doing so, they participated in the loan deal as supposedly unbiased experts in property values.
If they inflated Trump's Assessment, (for whatever reason, including to collect more Taxes than Trump should legally pay), that is a Criminal Act when they published the values.
If they did not inflate Trump's Assessments, then Trump is NOT GUILTY.
bttt
Familiar? Yes, that Declaration is quite a document. Thanks for that reminder, mewzilla.
Is this from The Bee or Not The Bee, that is the question?
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