Posted on 04/29/2024 2:13:12 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
A White House informed source has confirmed that there was a foiled coup against White House Paid Liar, Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP), this last week. Back stabbing actors on the White House staff had become increasing disappointed with KJP's performance as White House Paid Liar. Many noted that the President's lies about his past have received more attention than KJP's press briefings official lies.
Some actor had suggested that Gov. Kristi Noem should be hired to down the less than worthless sick puppy KJP. Others suggested that a more humane approach be taken to just replace her. Two candidates emerged from an impromptu brain storming session.
The first candidate suggested was Dan Rather, the father of fake news. He was suggested as a perfect replacement because he is an expert in fake news which is the prime product of the office of the White House Paid Liar.
The second candidate suggested was a fence post from former President Bush's Texas ranch. It was noted that a fence post would keep the intelligence level and believability of the position at it's current level.
A coin flip was chosen to decide the winner of the position. Because the coin landed on the edge, it was decided that KJP would keep the position for now.
In unrelated breaking news, the FDA has determined that Pasteurization actually works after testing determined that there was no live Bird Flu viruses in milk that had been pasteurized. The FDA has determined they will need a new meme to spread Bird Flu fear porn after this shocking discovery.
Satire or not, what took the back-stabbers so long?
She’s been a laughingstock failure from the beginning.
Should come with its own Post Turtle.
I miss Kayleigh McEnany. But I miss Donald J. Trump even more.
Gov. Noem replied she ‘might’ by available for a quick side project, depending on her schedule. The Gov. said she is leaving her mind open for receiving free shampoo and styling at her favorite salon and a free box of 30-06 Springfield ammo to put aside for the next Deer Hunt.
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