STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY - A fun fashion forum celebrating mullets, WD-40, etc.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

In an effort to be inclusive, this thread is for nonmetrosexual males (and likeminded women) to advise queer guys on their outfits, decor, vehicles, hairstyles, homes and hobbies. I've outfitted the thread with keywords toward this end.

Enjoy.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

ping!

[NeoCaveman]

What about chewing tobacco?

[Constitution Day]

Gotta love those keywords!

You just had to post that while I am drinking bourbon, didn't you?

[NeoCaveman]

And watching sports on tv.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Supplemented!

Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, HOY, HOY, HOY!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

.

[Constitution Day]

Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, HOY, HOY, HOY!

Now you've done it.
I've got to ping Phantom Lord, since we just did this toast at his party!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Celebrating the end of the best half hour on the tube [sobbing].....

[Constitution Day]

I'm sobbing with you, bud.

No more Juggies or "Girls Jumping on Trampolines"!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I think we need to see the "men" we're advising. Do you have any pictures you can post?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm sorry, I can't respond here....I am in mourning - I just heard the Jack Daniels warehouse was on fire....... please, sniff, sob, tell me it ain't true........

[CholeraJoe]

*ping

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Doh! Never mind.......it's Jim Beam.......

[CholeraJoe]

We need you here, bud.

[pamibach]

add combovers

[Chancellor Palpatine]

After being awakened by dream in which Florence Henderson was singing "Wessonality" (is that wrong?), I've updated the list......

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Y'gots to do your clothes shopping over the net or by catalog, girl....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You're already most of the way there, then, LOL. VS online has their entire clothing election available, too. its not bad at all.

Now you gotta convince your local retailers that they can sell the stuff you wear.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I think we need to see the "men" we're advising. Do you have any pictures you can post?

Any of the five guys form "Queer Eye", for starters.

Russell Crowe, for another.

;)

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Sounds like a golden opportunity for a marketing niche.

[Catspaw]

I've taken the liberty of adding two more keywords: "bratwurst" and "flannel shirts." Should I add "blaze orange?" It is a three-season straight guy color in this neck of the woods.

[Conspiracy Guy]

What about guns? Pistols, rifles, shotguns, machine guns, mortars, cannons, tanks, etc...... Hunting; hunting deer, killing deer, cleaning deer, cooking (fry, bake, barbeque, etc... ) deer, washing hands in creek, peeing in creek (downstream from washing hands). Bass fishing. Chainsaws....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Reciprocating saws, channel locks, vicegrips, steel toed boots, scopes, taxidermy, linemens pliers.....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Damn right, blaze orange goes....

[Catspaw]

Routers--not those weenie Dremel tools, but a big honkin' Bosch. Of course, the REAL guy tools are the Milwaukee brand.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Gut buckets. 4X4's, mud, and a pretty woman in camo thong and orange boonie cap holding my Browning 270 A-bolt at port arms.

[Catspaw]

Oh, yeah--band sanders, grinders and cordless drills (over 14.4). And Sawsalls. Definitely sawsalls.

[Conspiracy Guy]

The Sawsall was a gift from God.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

....a pretty woman in camo thong and orange boonie cap holding my Browning 270 A-bolt at port arms.

After baiting a hook and gutting and filleting your catch.....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Two gay guys in this pic.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

And a lathe. No shop is ever complete without a lathe.

[Conspiracy Guy]

With the girl I was thinking, "with a gutting knife standing next to a 12 point buck thats hanging upside down with a little deer blood smeared tastefully across her supple breasts and flat tummy. " Crap when does deer season start?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Reminds me of an old joke:

One day during the Clinton 1st term, Bill, All, Hillary! and Tipper were hanging out in the Oval Office and getting tipsy on Chardonnay while talking of the vagaries of American life. Out of the blue, Bill said "I know what the problem is - spouse swapping. All these people doing it nowadays, but we don't know much about it. We should learn. Are y'all game". Well, wine and cameraderie took over, and they all agreed.

The next morning, Bill woke up, stretched, and started talking to himself. "Man, this swapping is OK. Had a great time, feel refreshed, ready to go with my day. Wonder how the other side made out." He elbows the somnambulant form next to him and said "Hey, Al. Get your ass up and call the girls to see if they had fun, too."

[Conspiracy Guy]

My point exactly.

[hobbes1]

The Sawsall was a gift from God.

Amen Brutha!....A Sawzall, A Wonder Bar, and a Nice Estwing, throw in a roll of duct tape, and there is nothing that cant be done.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Need a coat hanger added to that for "fixall survival kit".

[Phantom Lord]

I miss The Fox. He was a great asset to The Man Show.

[CholeraJoe]

Pneumatic Framing Nailer - Now that's a man's tool.

[Michael Barnes]

What more can be said?

[Cyber Liberty]

Never let it be said that you are the type of guy who hides behind mere decorum....

Nice thread, there.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Important tip - if you tip your canoe over in a river, Iron City cans don't float - they sink.

Don't ask.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

That PIC cries for a caption:

" No, really, pull my finger"

[Conspiracy Guy]

GOOD CAPTION. A++

[Slump Tester]

Hey - I came here looking for mullet ideas. (My hair is getting pretty good in the back.)