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STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY - A fun fashion forum celebrating mullets, WD-40, etc.

Posted on 08/04/2003 7:29:58 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine

In an effort to be inclusive, this thread is for nonmetrosexual males (and likeminded women) to advise queer guys on their outfits, decor, vehicles, hairstyles, homes and hobbies. I've outfitted the thread with keywords toward this end.

Enjoy.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: actionadventure; animalhouse; aquavelva; armpitfarts; baconeggsngrits; barbecue; baseball; basketball; bbq; beef; beer; beergut; belching; bigdogs; blazeorange; bordellostyle; bowling; brats; bratwurst; burgers; buttcrack; carnivores; chainsaws; champagneofbeers; charbroiling; cheapbeer; cheeseburgers; chewingtobacco; chili; chilidogs; chilipeppers; cigars; cinemaxporn; clinteastwood; combovers; commodehuggingdrunk; copenhagen; country; cowboyboots; cragars; cuervo; ducttape; dwarftossing; elvis; farting; fashion; flannelshirts; football; friedfood; frozenpizza; generallee; girlsgonewild; girlsontrampolines; hairybacks; hairychest; hardhats; harleydavidson; hiphop; hockey; holdthesalad; hooters; hotdogs; hotsauce; hummer; hurstshifters; icehockey; icyhot; ironcitybeer; itsmillertime; jockstraps; johnwayne; juggies; keystones; kiss; korn; lasvegas; lawndarts; lightingfartsonfire; lockerrooms; lonestarbeer; luvyourongtimegeeeye; mamadas; manshow; mardigras; meatandpotatoes; mesohawney; millertime; mlb; mondaynitefootball; morebeer; mullets; nachos; nascar; nationallampoon; nba; nfl; nhl; noquiche; noveggies; overalls; oysters; pbr; penthouseforum; pizza; playboy; pneumaticnailers; polonot; polyester; pooltournament; positraction; powertools; putas; quityerbitchin; rap; redmeat; ribs; scratching; screwcapwine; shotguns; skoal; slobs; snuff; softball; spitting; sportsontv; tacos; thrashrock; threestooges; throwlikeaman; toolbelts; tuna; underwear; velveeta; victoriassecretcat; votegop; wd40; wetgundog; whiskey; whitecastles; wrestling; xeroxyerbutt; yazoo; zappa; zikizakizikizaki

1 posted on 08/04/2003 7:29:59 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Constitution Day; dubyaismypresident; CholeraJoe; dighton; BlueLancer; hobbes1
ping!
2 posted on 08/04/2003 7:31:40 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
What about chewing tobacco?
3 posted on 08/04/2003 7:34:16 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Ohio Chapter. Original White Devil for Sharpton!)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Gotta love those keywords!

You just had to post that while I am drinking bourbon, didn't you?

4 posted on 08/04/2003 7:34:18 PM PDT by Constitution Day (My vacation has started early!)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
And watching sports on tv.
5 posted on 08/04/2003 7:34:46 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Ohio Chapter. Original White Devil for Sharpton!)
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To: dubyaismypresident; Constitution Day
Supplemented!

Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, HOY, HOY, HOY!

6 posted on 08/04/2003 7:39:54 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: wimpycat; Catspaw; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
.
7 posted on 08/04/2003 7:41:20 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine; Phantom Lord
Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, HOY, HOY, HOY!

Now you've done it.
I've got to ping Phantom Lord, since we just did this toast at his party!

8 posted on 08/04/2003 7:44:50 PM PDT by Constitution Day (My vacation has started early!)
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To: Constitution Day
Celebrating the end of the best half hour on the tube [sobbing].....
9 posted on 08/04/2003 7:46:40 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
I'm sobbing with you, bud.

No more Juggies or "Girls Jumping on Trampolines"!

10 posted on 08/04/2003 7:50:29 PM PDT by Constitution Day (My vacation has started early!)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
I think we need to see the "men" we're advising. Do you have any pictures you can post?
11 posted on 08/04/2003 7:50:41 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Green Bay Packers: "Millions Of Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Team Nickname.")
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
I'm sorry, I can't respond here....I am in mourning - I just heard the Jack Daniels warehouse was on fire....... please, sniff, sob, tell me it ain't true........
12 posted on 08/04/2003 7:50:42 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: NYC GOP Chick
*ping
13 posted on 08/04/2003 7:57:39 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Sir, all of our Viking Kitties, living and dead are off the battlefield." Admin Mod: "Well done,")
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Doh! Never mind.......it's Jim Beam.......
14 posted on 08/04/2003 8:01:51 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Flurry
We need you here, bud.
15 posted on 08/04/2003 8:27:35 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Sir, all of our Viking Kitties, living and dead are off the battlefield." Admin Mod: "Well done,")
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
add combovers
16 posted on 08/04/2003 9:49:28 PM PDT by pamibach
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To: Cyber Liberty; CholeraJoe; dubyaismypresident
After being awakened by dream in which Florence Henderson was singing "Wessonality" (is that wrong?), I've updated the list......
18 posted on 08/05/2003 3:20:27 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: GreenPartyGirl
Y'gots to do your clothes shopping over the net or by catalog, girl....
19 posted on 08/05/2003 3:21:32 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: GreenPartyGirl
You're already most of the way there, then, LOL. VS online has their entire clothing election available, too. its not bad at all.

Now you gotta convince your local retailers that they can sell the stuff you wear.

21 posted on 08/05/2003 3:31:55 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: wimpycat; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
I think we need to see the "men" we're advising. Do you have any pictures you can post?

Any of the five guys form "Queer Eye", for starters.

Russell Crowe, for another.

;)

22 posted on 08/05/2003 3:34:44 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: GreenPartyGirl
Sounds like a golden opportunity for a marketing niche.
24 posted on 08/05/2003 3:39:44 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
I've taken the liberty of adding two more keywords: "bratwurst" and "flannel shirts." Should I add "blaze orange?" It is a three-season straight guy color in this neck of the woods.
26 posted on 08/05/2003 4:23:06 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Chancellor Palpatine; CholeraJoe
What about guns? Pistols, rifles, shotguns, machine guns, mortars, cannons, tanks, etc...... Hunting; hunting deer, killing deer, cleaning deer, cooking (fry, bake, barbeque, etc... ) deer, washing hands in creek, peeing in creek (downstream from washing hands). Bass fishing. Chainsaws....
27 posted on 08/05/2003 4:34:21 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Flurry
Reciprocating saws, channel locks, vicegrips, steel toed boots, scopes, taxidermy, linemens pliers.....
28 posted on 08/05/2003 4:36:42 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Catspaw
Damn right, blaze orange goes....
29 posted on 08/05/2003 4:37:21 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Routers--not those weenie Dremel tools, but a big honkin' Bosch. Of course, the REAL guy tools are the Milwaukee brand.
30 posted on 08/05/2003 4:42:34 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Gut buckets. 4X4's, mud, and a pretty woman in camo thong and orange boonie cap holding my Browning 270 A-bolt at port arms.
31 posted on 08/05/2003 4:43:26 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Oh, yeah--band sanders, grinders and cordless drills (over 14.4). And Sawsalls. Definitely sawsalls.
32 posted on 08/05/2003 4:45:54 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Catspaw
The Sawsall was a gift from God.
33 posted on 08/05/2003 4:59:58 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Flurry
....a pretty woman in camo thong and orange boonie cap holding my Browning 270 A-bolt at port arms.

After baiting a hook and gutting and filleting your catch.....

34 posted on 08/05/2003 5:00:55 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Two gay guys in this pic.


35 posted on 08/05/2003 5:01:55 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Catspaw
And a lathe. No shop is ever complete without a lathe.
36 posted on 08/05/2003 5:01:59 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
With the girl I was thinking, "with a gutting knife standing next to a 12 point buck thats hanging upside down with a little deer blood smeared tastefully across her supple breasts and flat tummy. " Crap when does deer season start?
37 posted on 08/05/2003 5:05:31 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Flurry
Reminds me of an old joke:

One day during the Clinton 1st term, Bill, All, Hillary! and Tipper were hanging out in the Oval Office and getting tipsy on Chardonnay while talking of the vagaries of American life. Out of the blue, Bill said "I know what the problem is - spouse swapping. All these people doing it nowadays, but we don't know much about it. We should learn. Are y'all game". Well, wine and cameraderie took over, and they all agreed.

The next morning, Bill woke up, stretched, and started talking to himself. "Man, this swapping is OK. Had a great time, feel refreshed, ready to go with my day. Wonder how the other side made out." He elbows the somnambulant form next to him and said "Hey, Al. Get your ass up and call the girls to see if they had fun, too."

38 posted on 08/05/2003 5:07:45 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
My point exactly.
39 posted on 08/05/2003 5:14:16 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Flurry
The Sawsall was a gift from God.

Amen Brutha!....A Sawzall, A Wonder Bar, and a Nice Estwing, throw in a roll of duct tape, and there is nothing that cant be done.

40 posted on 08/05/2003 5:18:32 AM PDT by hobbes1 ( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: hobbes1
Need a coat hanger added to that for "fixall survival kit".
41 posted on 08/05/2003 5:20:28 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Constitution Day
I miss The Fox. He was a great asset to The Man Show.
42 posted on 08/05/2003 5:44:38 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: hobbes1
Pneumatic Framing Nailer - Now that's a man's tool.
43 posted on 08/05/2003 6:03:18 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Sir, all of our Viking Kitties, living and dead are off the battlefield." Admin Mod: "Well done,")
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What more can be said?

44 posted on 08/05/2003 6:40:52 AM PDT by Michael Barnes (carpe ductum)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Never let it be said that you are the type of guy who hides behind mere decorum....

Nice thread, there.

45 posted on 08/05/2003 7:03:14 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: unix
Important tip - if you tip your canoe over in a river, Iron City cans don't float - they sink.

Don't ask.

46 posted on 08/05/2003 7:06:14 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: Flurry
That PIC cries for a caption:

" No, really, pull my finger"

47 posted on 08/08/2003 8:37:19 AM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Watching Jerry Springer makes one feel way better about oneself...)
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To: Aut Pax Aut Bellum
GOOD CAPTION. A++
48 posted on 08/08/2003 8:54:57 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine

Hey - I came here looking for mullet ideas. (My hair is getting pretty good in the back.)


49 posted on 06/11/2009 8:57:52 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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