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The Neanderthal Creed
Joseph Sobran column ^ | 11-18-03 | Sobran, Joseph

Posted on 12/02/2003 6:35:23 AM PST by Theodore R.

The Neanderthal Creed

November 18, 2003

Senator Edward Kennedy, who prides himself on opposing discrimination against all minorities, committed a gaffe the other day. Speaking of President Bush’s judicial appointees, he pledged that the Senate won’t confirm any “Neanderthals.”

As a Neanderthal, I find that shockingly insensitive. Senator Kennedy is, after all, the uncle-in-law of California’s new governor, who achieved great fame playing Neanderthals in the movies. How can he be so openly contemptuous of the concerns of the Neanderthal community?

President Bush hasn’t even nominated any real Neanderthals to the Federal judiciary. His choices are all far too “progressive” to suit us, even if Senator Kennedy considers them “reactionary.” To his way of thinking, anyone who is less than enthusiastic about destroying human fetuses is hopelessly behind the times.

But as all Neanderthals understand, much of the trouble in this world is caused by people trying to keep up with the times. Such people consider following current trends imperative, because they have no unchanging standards by which to judge those trends. For them, change automatically means improvement, and the word change itself is a kind of mantra for them.

The “progressive” mentality is marked by an odd faith in the future, with a corresponding disdain for the past. It believes that the future will be better, if present trends continue; the only change it disapproves of is change back toward the past.

This faith was best expressed by the progressive journalist Lincoln Steffens, who returned from a visit to the Soviet Union to proclaim, “I have been over into the future, and it works.”

But by what standard will the future be better, when to the progressive mindset all standards are themselves impermanent and fluid? After all, progressives tell us, “there are no absolutes”; they even speak of “evolving standards.” What seems good today may appear bad from the perspective of the future. Even today’s progressive may become tomorrow’s reactionary, if he fails to keep up with the times!

“Lord, we know what we are, but we know not what we may be,” says Shakespeare’s mad Ophelia with demented insight. She doesn’t know she is expressing the progressive philosophy in a nutshell.

Well, the present is the glorious future of yesterday’s progressives. Is it really an improvement? By definition it must be. But not everyone finds it so.

The Neanderthal will have none of this. By his standards, history isn’t an unbroken record of improvement. He is keenly aware that in the struggles of the past, the right side hasn’t always won. Believing that the right side is always victorious is, as G.K. Chesterton put it, like believing in trial by combat.

The stronger side usually wins. This proves nothing about which side was right. Often the right side winds up on “the dustbin of history.” In most of the great struggles of the past, there have been reasonable and honorable men on both sides before the issue was decided by power and, sometimes, sheer chance. And sometimes neither side was right.

For this reason, the Neanderthal understands that history’s losers are often worth listening to. Making allowances for his partisanship, the memoirs of Jefferson Davis are extremely illuminating about the War Between the States. He argues compellingly that under the U.S. Constitution any state has the right to secede from the Union. The fact that his side lost in no way refutes the logic of his argument.

This is especially hard for Americans to understand, because the United States has won most of its wars and has never been conquered and devastated by a foreign power. We lack the sense of tragedy, irony, and history itself that is common to people who have tasted bitter defeat.

Our enormously emotional reaction to the 9/11 terrorist attacks was partly due to sheer amazement: we had felt immune to such violence. The Neanderthal was shocked, but not surprised. He had almost expected something like this. Or even worse.

The Neanderthal isn’t necessarily a pessimist, but he regards the progressive’s optimism about history as insanity. And he can’t share the progressive’s faith that government can protect us from evil — a faith held even by many people who consider themselves conservative.

History ought to be a sufficient cure for optimism, but many Americans seem to be incurable.

Joseph Sobran


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government
KEYWORDS: bush; chesterton; conservatives; emk; judges; neanderthal; neanderthals; optimism; pessimism; progressives; sobran; steffens; tragedy

1 posted on 12/02/2003 6:35:23 AM PST by Theodore R.
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To: Theodore R.
Have I lost all my comprehension skills? What did he say?
2 posted on 12/02/2003 6:41:54 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.)
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To: Theodore R.
What a beached whale.

Gotta feel a little sorry for Teddy- his brother Jack's rep. is slowly being devalued, the male seed of the family self destruct, the Clintons are at the door and his liberal world except for academia which still believes Conservatives are Neanderthals, is falling apart before his eyes. Teddy is a coward and shows the worst of the Kennedy breed.

3 posted on 12/02/2003 6:42:54 AM PST by Helms (Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse)
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To: Theodore R.
Sobran has red hair?
4 posted on 12/02/2003 6:47:51 AM PST by Sam Cree (democrats are herd animals)
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To: Theodore R.
My understanding was the Good Ol' Ted was referring the the Ethic minorities that President Bush had nominated to the Bench when he used the word Neanderthal.


Amazing, the Blindness of the Press!
5 posted on 12/02/2003 6:54:03 AM PST by mlmr (Now that Thanksgiving is over, Merry Christmas!!!)
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To: Theodore R.
"Kennedy says Mongo can't serve public. Mongo mere pawn in great game of Politics. Mongo sad."
6 posted on 12/02/2003 7:16:19 AM PST by Jonah Hex (If it wasn't for door-to-door salesmen, my dog would never get any exercise.)
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To: Theodore R.
J.D. bump
7 posted on 12/02/2003 7:18:31 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: Theodore R.
He pledged that the Senate won’t confirm any “Neanderthals.”

What's the difference, the voters of his state elected a fat drunkin slob.

8 posted on 12/02/2003 7:34:46 AM PST by chiefqc
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To: Theodore R.

9 posted on 12/02/2003 7:36:26 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Flurry
Neanderthal = Jew Basher?
Well, okay, then Sobran's a neanderthal.
10 posted on 12/02/2003 11:02:18 AM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: gcruse
I couldn't even come up with that. I read it 3 times and decided it was Gibberish. No offense to the Gibbers is intended. Some of my best friends are Gibbers. I do not speak or understand Gibberish so I am lucky my Gibber friends speak fluent redneck.
11 posted on 12/02/2003 12:10:59 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.)
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To: Flurry
LOL
12 posted on 12/02/2003 12:14:22 PM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: Theodore R.
What Kennedy said was disgraceful. Treating one's opponents as "Neanderthals" or as the "extra chromosome right" is neither civil nor decent nor conducive to national harmony. Recognizing that those on the other side of the aisle are human and have understandable concerns not so different from one's own is part of acquiring political wisdom and maturity. One's opponents may well be better people than oneself -- and in Kennedy's case, they pretty clearly are.

I have to wonder about Sobran's identification of himself with the "Neanderthal," though. Surely, there is a part in each of us who identifies himself or herself with fundamentals and bedrock principles and a part which tries to adapt to changing circumstances, the lion and the fox or the hedgehog and the fox. And surely both parts are necessary to life and political action. One can't and shouldn't abandon principles, but one has to reevaluate on an ongoing basis, just what one's principles are and what they demand. Relegating either oneself or one's opponents to the category of "Neanderthals" for sticking to principles is a mistake -- like poking out an eye in order to see more clearly with the other.

Taking Jefferson Davis as a model for political conduct doesn't seem to be wise, either. Sobran may admire Davis's ability to build up his case, but ignores the inability to consider contradictory evidence and conflicting opinions that made Davis's career such a disaster for himself and America. Davis's conviction that what he believed to be so was in fact true led him to ignore that others of no less learning, good will and public spiritedness took a very different view of things. That's a minor fault in a columnist like Sobran who's paid to be provocative, but it's a vice in a politician like Kennedy and a deadly flaw in one of Davis's undoubted talents.

13 posted on 12/02/2003 2:29:50 PM PST by x
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bttt
14 posted on 01/16/2005 4:47:01 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on January 13, 2005)
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To: Theodore R.

That article had me scratching my hairy eyebrow ridges in confusion. I asked my cave mate what it meant and she whacked me with her club! I don't know what that Kennedy guy has against us traditionalists but I am not sure that I trust his vision of the future.


15 posted on 01/16/2005 5:01:06 PM PST by dog breath
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