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Guiding Light Prophesy Web Site ^ | June 12, 2004 | Prophet Elijah

Posted on 06/15/2004 5:08:54 AM PDT by Prophet Elijah

From those, whose supposed duties are to govern man in the civil matters of this world, we should expect no less from them, that they themselves submit to the one who governs the universe, and that is, God.

Amen and Amen!!


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To: Constitution Day
Call it a hunch, but I think God may know the correct spelling of "prophecy".

God has created the perfect spell-check algorithm. His grammar is a little suspect, though. He's got all of those medival sentence constructions.

21 posted on 06/15/2004 6:58:48 AM PDT by AmishDude (Taglines are for losers.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Christian, or BANNED?


22 posted on 06/15/2004 6:59:43 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Gratuitous punctuation alert!!!


24 posted on 06/15/2004 7:00:43 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: P-Marlowe

AHHH CRAP...He came back and I got stuck here with you...just my luck.


25 posted on 06/15/2004 7:04:42 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (WWRD? WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?)
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To: Howlin
Gratuitous punctuation alert!!!

Eschew exclamatory abuse. Do it for the children.

26 posted on 06/15/2004 7:08:53 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day
RIP Prophet Elijah, taken off by divine lightning.
...
KING RICHARD

I do remember me: Henry the Sixth
Did prophesy that Richmond should be King,
When Richmond was a little peevish boy.
A king! --perhaps--

BUCKINGHAM.

My lord,--

KING RICHARD.

How chance the prophet could not at that time
Have told me, I being by, that I should kill him?


27 posted on 06/15/2004 7:20:56 AM PDT by dighton
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To: AmishDude; dighton; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day; BlueLancer; Tijeras_Slim
His grammar is a little suspect, though.


28 posted on 06/15/2004 7:23:35 AM PDT by general_re (Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Sometimes it's not "either-or" but "both-and," Elijah.

I am *both* a Christian *and* a Republican. I am both a husband and a father. I am both a child of God and a child of my parents....


29 posted on 06/15/2004 7:32:26 AM PDT by Theo
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To: stainlessbanner; Prophet Elijah; Admin Moderator; Religion Moderator
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Christian, or BANNED?

Banned? He only posted a single vanity article. Sure it lead to a website where you could donate money to his cause, but darn I was hoping he'd answer some of my questions.

Admin Moderator, please restore the Prophet Elijah. I think it would be.... educational... for us to see if he responds.

Give him to the end of the day.

Have mercy.

You know if he is who he says he is, he could call down fire from heaven and burn your hard drive.

30 posted on 06/15/2004 7:45:02 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Prophet Elijah
Zot, zot, fizz, fizz, Ohh what a relief it is....


31 posted on 06/15/2004 7:55:49 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: P-Marlowe
You know if he is who he says he is, he could call down fire from heaven and burn your hard drive.

After smiting the mods, their hard drives, and whatnot, surely he could reverse the ban himself?

32 posted on 06/15/2004 8:02:29 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator; Prophet Elijah
After smiting the mods, their hard drives, and whatnot, surely he could reverse the ban himself?

Oh yeah.

33 posted on 06/15/2004 8:05:51 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: darkwing104
Meanwhile, in other news....
34 posted on 06/15/2004 8:12:19 AM PDT by 6323cd
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To: Prophet Elijah
I'm not saying this guy isn't a nut, but the opening sentence of this thread is valid.

From those, whose supposed duties are to govern man in the civil matters of this world, we should expect no less from them, that they themselves submit to the one who governs the universe, and that is, God.

Our first President had a very similar outlook.

George Washington: "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible."

35 posted on 06/15/2004 8:26:53 AM PDT by Militiaman7 (Fear not tomorrow, God is already there.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Welcome to FR. You sound like the Hoftsee brothers from Paltalk. If you are "them", make another account, come back to this thread, and tell us all how you were able to turn "blue" that one time. We'd all love to hear the story.

Chump.


36 posted on 06/15/2004 8:30:58 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Prophet Elijah

YOU are why people do not take Christ seriously.
And, now we do not take YOU sriously.


37 posted on 06/15/2004 12:58:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Warning! File Mind.DB corrupted! Repaired with backup mind file dated 02/27/99.)
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To: Constitution Day
And would God say something so pop-culture as "I used a tough love approach"?
38 posted on 06/15/2004 1:10:10 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Prophet Elijah

What does one call somebody named "Prophet Elijah" for short? Prof? Lydge? Bubba?


39 posted on 06/15/2004 1:12:16 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Yardstick
And would God say something so pop-culture as "I used a tough love approach"?

Verily, I think not.

40 posted on 06/15/2004 1:13:16 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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