TWENTY SUITCASE NUKES ALREADY IN THE UNITED STATES

NewsMax.com ^ | July 14, 2004 | Joan Swirsky

[CHARLITE]

I beg you to read Mrs. Swirsky's latests NewsMax.com column with the utmost serious attention. Why isn't the information being widely publicized concerning the existence of 20 suitcase nuke bombs set and ready to be exploded any day now, in 20 American cities? Is this "John-John" team the one we want to deal with this horrific threat to America?

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/7/14/92015.shtml

Charlotte Baker Valley Village, CA.

[Red Badger]

Me, too! He told me not to open it until Ramadan or Holiday Inn or something.......

[Chad Fairbanks]

Suitcase Nukes are so twentieth century. I have one, but it just sits there collecting dust. For those "on the go" types, I recommend the new Blast-Pro Fanny Pack Nukes:

[Dr Snide]

This wouldn't happen if Ace and Gary (the Ambigiously Gay Dou) were in charge. They would have a SEVEN day waiting period of suitcase nukes which would make everybody safer.

[mikegi]

I've got one.

I bet you paid plenty for yours as an "early adopter". I waited until all 80 were in country. Capitalism is a wonderful thing, when only 20 were here they went for $30,000,000 a piece. Now that supply has caught up with demand, I got mine on EBay last night for a mere $10,000,000.

[MarkeyD]

Da Bomb!

[glock rocks]

Umm, let's see - this story first emerged back in 2001. Yep, pre-wtc.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yup. The contents of that suitcase could make things explode... ;0)

[Thrusher]

Mine's Prada, baby.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Weren't these the same people (newsmax) that claimed that Clinton was going to suspend elections?

[tnlibertarian]

Can you use yours to get rid of all the duplicate threads?

[KriegerGeist]

Me, too. Mine says SAMSONITE on it........I wonder if that's anything like Kryptonite???:>/

S.A.M.S.O.N.I.T.E.: Soviet Atomic Munition Set On Nuking Infidels To Eternity

WARNING! Get rid of that suitcase immediately!

[eno_]

Mine's Louis Vuitton, and got such a steal from the guy selling them off the sidewalk in Manhattan.

[antiRepublicrat]

I remember reading somehere the triggers for these things have a short shelf life. Unless these are "new", the old soviety versions are already stale. anyone have any real info?

I don't know, but our ancient technology nukes had a very long shelf life, as long as you had a good battery for the arming device.

[freddiedavis]

if true at least one would have been detonated by now

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have a full set. Steamer Trunk Nuke, Suitbag Nuke, Big Suitcase Nuke, Telescoping Handle Little Wheels Thingy Nuke, Overnight Bag Nuke. My wife FReeper Laura Earl has a Clutch Purse Nuke, (for evening wear of course).

[Defiant]

The idea that Al Qaeda has nukes here is ridiculous. They would have used them already. However, the idea that Iran has one or two is not ridiculous. They would not use them, they would save them to prevent attacks, and they would let us know privately that they have them. I don't think Iran has these, but I don't think it's impossible.

I saw Mansoor Ijaz on TV yesterday saying that Iran has hezbollah sleeper cells in the US right now to prevent the US from attacking Iran's nuclear sites. They don't have nukes now, so they are looking for some kind of deterrent. Frankly, I don't care how many sleepers they have here, we need to take out those sites, but I can see it giving Bush pause in an election year.

[AngryJawa]

TWA lost mine...I'm pi$$ed!

[HardStarboard]

If there were 20 nukes in the US in the hands of terrorists do you think they would have settled for 4 airliners packed with fuel?......nah, no way.

And if the 4 airliners on Sept 11th were a warning that preceded a demand for total capitulation in the face of the 20 nukes, don't you think they would have made that threat by now?...........nah. OK have it your way.

[Cagey]

It's stories like this that keep NewsMax from being recognized as a legitimate news source.

[HardStarboard]

If there were 20 nukes in the US in the hands of terrorists do you think they would have settled for 4 airliners packed with fuel?......nah, no way.

And if the 4 airliners on Sept 11th were a warning that preceded a demand for total capitulation in the face of the 20 nukes, don't you think they would have made that threat by now?...........nah.

OK have it your way.