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Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)
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| 7/26/04
Posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT by finnman69
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; dukakis; kerry; oompaloompa; umpalumpa
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Ground Control to Major Dork.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:45:58 PM PDT
by
finnman69
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:47:16 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
OMG - that's a Registered photoshopped image isn't it? That cannot be real. ROFLMAO.
This ranks right up there with the Dukakis tank ride.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:47:31 PM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
To: finnman69
"Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!"
To: finnman69
"Could someone please get this giant hose out of my butt? I have to be in Boston by Thursday and this enema has to be finished in time for me to travel."
Shalom.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:48:26 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: finnman69
Oh, now there's your Dukakis tank photo op for Kerry.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:48:33 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(May the wings of Liberty never lose so much as a feather.)
To: finnman69
KLAATU... BARADA... NIKTO...
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:49:47 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
"Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry today called for distribution in public schools of the full-body condom."
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:50:06 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
To: finnman69
To: finnman69
"Houston, we have a problem..."
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:50:27 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
To: finnman69
Move along. Nothing to see here. Just a routine prostate re-check.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:50:31 PM PDT
by
They'reGone2000
(And we hope they're not coming back!)
To: finnman69
Are we witnessing the "Dukakis in the tank" equivalent? LMAO!!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:50:37 PM PDT
by
lmavk
To: finnman69
Ladies and Gentlemen - WE HAVE OUR DUKAKIS IN A TANK MOMENT!!!!!!!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:50:42 PM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: hispanarepublicana
"Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!" Dammit, hr -- that was my line.
OTOH, your version implies he's dismayed. His smile says otherwise. Thus, I offer the following amendment:
oooOOOOOOooooohhhhh! Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:50:56 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Constitution Day
Kerry tries a one way trip in the secret NASA Stargate
we wish..............
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:03 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:10 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: finnman69
He looks just like the ugly gopher I flushed out of my yard the other day, same teeth!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:18 PM PDT
by
fxrdeb
To: finnman69
"Oompa Loopma doobity-doo
I've got a photo-op for you
Oompa Loompa doobity-dee
If you are wise, you won't vote for me!"
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:31 PM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
(How's my posting? Call 1-800-FREEPER)
To: finnman69
This could be another Dukakis Kodak moment!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:33 PM PDT
by
Chieftain
('W' in '04!)
To: lmavk
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:41 PM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: They'reGone2000
"Tell Michael Moore when he wakes up he's gonna need to eat more roughage"
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:51:58 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
OMG, remember the sperm scene in that Woody Allen movie "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)"?
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:52:20 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("I actually was going to throw like a man before I threw like a girl." JFK 7/25/2004)
To: finnman69
You beat me by about a minute posting this. At first I was sure it was a joke. I asked that my thread is pulled.
I'm just amazed at this guy. He looks like:
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:52:43 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
To: finnman69
Boy you know what? That hose to my right almost sucks as much as I do?
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:52:59 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: finnman69
Oh, man! That is just plain creepy and sad. Does anyone have that Kerry-as-a-pink-Poodle picture? Looks like the same position.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:53:20 PM PDT
by
Rastus
(Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
To: isthisnickcool
I might just be batting 1000 again....1 thousand posts for my "Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game" thread last night.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:54:19 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69; Xenalyte; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra
Frustrated by the limitations of botox injections, Kerry attempts the 1st botox enema.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:55:19 PM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
To: finnman69
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's.....
Captain Condom!!!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:55:23 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism)
To: finnman69
Wow he really looks happy. Edwards must be in front of him on all fours?
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:55:53 PM PDT
by
TBall
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:56:05 PM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Hatriots for Kerry)
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:56:34 PM PDT
by
GiveEmDubya
(JohnČ: Two Hairdos. One Agenda. No Idea.)
To: finnman69
I want an umpa lumpa. I want an umpa lumpa NOW daddy!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:56:57 PM PDT
by
Murtyo
To: finnman69
hahahahahahahahaaaaa.... BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:57:04 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: finnman69
"I thought this was to be a Costume Party!"
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:57:30 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
To: Bacon Man
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:57:35 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Thass just for decoration.)
To: jwalburg
I love that movie.
To: finnman69
Sometimes the suit fits, and sometimes it doesn't.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:57:53 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(Santorum 2008)
To: Murtyo
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:58:03 PM PDT
by
Vision Thing
(Nuance is for girlie men.)
To: finnman69
Just a nitpick, but IIRC it's spelled C-A-N-A-V-E-R-A-L, NOT Caneveral.
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:58:05 PM PDT
by
auzerais
(C*ANSWER: a fatally wasting brain disease afflicting the pro-jihadist Left!)
To: finnman69
"Success -- The large hose attached to the back of Kerry's head successfully suctioned Kerry's head from his a**."
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:58:39 PM PDT
by
Netizen
(Abortion is not a choice -- it's murder. The only 'choice' is which method of birth control to use.)
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:58:40 PM PDT
by
Puddleglum
(Kerry sez life begins at conception, yet he supports abortion. Is he evil, lying, or insane?)
To: Lil'freeper
Could he possibly have pulled a "Michael Dukakis"?
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:58:40 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
To: finnman69
To: finnman69
We've got to get this major airplay.....This is our Dukakis in a tank photo!
To: Vision Thing
D'oh! Beat me to the Oompa Loompa similarity!
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:59:27 PM PDT
by
Puddleglum
(Kerry sez life begins at conception, yet he supports abortion. Is he evil, lying, or insane?)
To: finnman69
"Well okay Mr. Morford, I'l bend over...but why?"
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:59:33 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(OUT OF THE ASHES by William W. Johnstone...READ IT!!!)
To: finnman69
Ketchup Boy thinking: "That Dukakis fool was so 20th century! I'll show 'em I'm a 21st century fox!"
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posted on
07/26/2004 1:59:51 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: finnman69
If only this were published in greater circulation. This is a Pee Wee Dukakis moment.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:00:07 PM PDT
by
saveliberty
(Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good)
To: finnman69
He's even more of a dork here. :)
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:00:52 PM PDT
by
Solson
("Ugly knows ugly though." - WorkingClassFilth)
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