Posted on 07/30/2004 7:25:22 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
In a prime time address to the Democratic National Convention and millions of Americans at home, Alexandta Kerry stepped to the microphone Thursday night with a mission: Help humanize her father, a man plagued with descriptives such as 'aloof' and 'distant.'
The younger Kerry told how, when they were youngsters, her sister Vanessa has insisted on taking her pet hampster on the family vacation.
While the family was on the dock waiting for a boat to pick them up, the family's golden retriever became tangled in its leash and bumped the hampster cage, knocking it into the water.
As the cage sank beneath the waves, Alexandra continued, her father--the future Democratic nominee for president--'grabbed an oar, fished the cage from the water, hunched over the soggy hampster and began to administer CPR.'
'There were some reports of mouth to mouth, but I admit it's probably a trick of memory', Alexandra said.
He was never quite right after that, but Licorice lived.'
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This is indeed a man of many facets.
In one lifetime he's torturing, mutilating and murdering innocent Vietnamese and in another he's breathing life into a dying hamster!
What a pile of crap is this DemocRAT candidate, and what a pile of crap is this socialist RAT party! Watching their "convention" is a study in subhumanism.
If only Mary Jo had been a hamster, Teddy the Swimmer might have saved her.
Hamster.....and, under heavy enemy fire, he turned the boat around and plucked me out.
(((( lmao )))) very funny ;)
I, for one, commend him for his hamster rescue. It's not quite enough to get me to vote for him, but if he gets elected at least I'll be able to say, "well, he saved that hamster, so maybe he's not so bad."
Actually, he thought it was a RAT and future voter, thus his only reason for trying to save it.
I'm glad that Licorice lived but, Alex, your Daddy was never quite right.
Who gives a F@%^&%*#@ ballon hoot what she doaes. Kerry is over. Let her eat cake from her nutty moms bank account.
That's one of the first emails I received!
The graphic is perfect! Just add a little Breck Girl hair for Edwards..
Aw man, my mom tossed out my original issue of the Chappaquiddick Anniversary special. I hear this issue is worth a fortune now.
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for dootie."
Heh heh heh.
Should be:
"She was never quite right after that, but Teresa lived."
LMAO!
I hate that hamster dance.
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