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French Poem: A little Bashing due the French

Posted on 08/04/2004 5:42:02 PM PDT by SandRat

Got this in an email

French Poem

Eleven thousand American soldiers
lay beneath the dirt and stone,
all buried on a distant land
so far away from home.

For just a strip of dismal beach
they paid a hero's price,
to save a foreign nation
they all made the sacrifice.

And now the shores of Normandy
are lined with blocks of white:
Americans who didn't turn
from someone else's plight.

Eleven thousand reasons
for the French to take our side,
but in the moment of our need,
they chose to run and hide.

Chirac said every war means loss,
perhaps for France that's true,
for they've lost every battle
since the days of Waterloo.

Without a soldier worth a damn
to be found within the region,
the French became the only land
to need a Foreign Legion.

You French all say we're arrogant.
Well hell, we've earned the right--
We saved your sorry nation
when you lacked the guts to fight.

But now you've made a big mistake,
and one that you'll regret;
you took sides with our enemies,
and that we won't forget.

It wasn't just our citizens
you spit on when you turned,
but every one of yours
who fell the day the towers burned.

You spit upon our soldiers,
on our pilots and Marines,
and now you'll get a little sense
of just what payback means.

So keep your Paris fashions
and your wine and your champagne,
and find some other market
that will buy your airplanes.

And try to find somebody else
to wear your French cologne,
for you're about to find out
what it means to stand alone.

You see, you need us far more
than we ever needed you.
America has better friends
who know how to be true.

I'd rather stand with warriors
who have the will and might,
than huddle in the dark
with those whose only flag is white.

I'll take the Brits, the Aussies,
the Israelis and the rest,
for when it comes to valor
we have seen that they're the best.

We'll count on one another
as we face a moment dire,
while you sit on the sideline
with a sign, "friendship for hire."

We'll win this war without you
and we'll total up the cost,
and take it from your foreign aid,
and then you'll feel the loss.

And when your nation starts to fall,
well Frenchie, you can spare us,
just call the Germans for a hand,
they know the way to Paris.

Don Fichthorn, Major USMC (Retired)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bashing; france; humor; normandy; poem

1 posted on 08/04/2004 5:42:03 PM PDT by SandRat
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; Radix; HiJinx; Spiff; JackelopeBreeder; Da Jerdge; MJY1288; xzins; Calpernia; ...

This time with formating.


2 posted on 08/04/2004 5:42:38 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

LOL, excellent!


3 posted on 08/04/2004 5:51:29 PM PDT by McGavin999 (If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
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To: SandRat

'But now you've made a big mistake,
and one that you'll regret;
you took sides with our enemies,
and that we won't forget.'

very sweet; painful but sweet.


4 posted on 08/04/2004 5:53:29 PM PDT by bitt (what a crew!)
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To: SandRat

France, at one time, had a reasonably respectable government. That is long past. A typical byproduct of corruption and socialism, the Chirac government is anything but a U.S. ally. Chirac's blind ambition to better the U.S. and become "emperor" of the EU have turned him into what is...he was totally stupid to burn the bridges he did, unless, of course, Kerry becomes President -- then Chirac will be sleeping the Lincoln Bedroom, along with Bin Laden.


5 posted on 08/04/2004 6:12:33 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: SandRat

Bump


6 posted on 08/04/2004 6:31:16 PM PDT by SAMWolf (Was today really Necessary?)
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To: SandRat

I would like to post this on our guest editors page at: Christian-news-in-maine.com May I?


7 posted on 08/04/2004 6:40:11 PM PDT by newsgatherer
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To: newsgatherer

Go for it! Just be sure to give credit to the Retired Marine who wrote it.


8 posted on 08/04/2004 7:26:49 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

Thanks for the ping!


9 posted on 08/04/2004 8:18:54 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: EagleUSA

10 posted on 08/04/2004 8:20:58 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Did I mention I'm peddling a book?)
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To: EagleUSA

"France, at one time, had a reasonably respectable government"

Are you talking about when Charles Martel defeated Abd-er-rahman at the battle of Poitiers in 732AD?


11 posted on 08/04/2004 8:59:46 PM PDT by ALPAPilot
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To: SandRat
thank you, I have posted it.
13 posted on 08/05/2004 3:43:46 AM PDT by newsgatherer
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To: SandRat

Bump!


14 posted on 08/05/2004 4:44:29 PM PDT by windchime (Podesta about Bush: "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done." (TIME-1/22/01))
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