TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS

DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

[new cruelty]

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...

[7.62 x 51mm]

Nutso, crazy, wacked-out, bonkers, empty-headed, mad, insane, without a brain...

[SVeritas]

I know - just being goofy.

Actually, this would make a good pardoy song - maybe "Nights in White Satin" = "Gin and White Raisins"??

[new cruelty]

LOL... now cut that out.

[dead]

Absolutely! My brothers and sisters think I'm nuts, but I keep insisting that Teresa as first lady would be the ONLY good thing about a Kerry presidency. It would be four years of non-stop slapstick and painfully embarrassing moments.

I picture things like her getting into a rolling-in-the-dirt fistfight with the first lady of Nigeria, calling Chirac a queer at a state dinner, topless photos of her on a beach in Tahiti, a spitting on the secret service incident, an incoherent Barbara Walters interview about meeting extraterrestrial visitors and how she likes to eat little bits of broken glass, etc.

Non-stop horrifyingly funny stuff.

[TC Rider]

This woman is doing more than 9 gin-soaked raisins a day........

She figures that since she's a martyr for Kerry's campaign, that she's entitled to the 72 white raisins.

[dirtboy]

She'd probably tell us to "Shove it"

Yeah, and she probably thinks all those pink elephants she's seeing were sent by Karl Rove.

[xtremepoison61]

Garlic, Raisins, Spider webs, all are great, but what out there can repel libs?

[dstarr]

I've heard of it too. An older lady that I knew would use this as she had already had ulcers from normal arthritis meds and couldn't take them.

[sweetiepiezer]

"seriously, is there a Freerepublic support group? I'm addicted and haven't done a lick of housework since I found this place."



So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute - strike that - reverse it.

[sully777]

Granny Terasa's Medicine Show Cure-All

Everclear and a watermelon--For irregular days, arthiritis, hangovers.
Vodka and Jello--Soothes PMS, cramps, headaches, fun at parties.
Grandpa Forbes-Kerry's Opi-YUM--Quiets children's coughs and collac.
Lil' Johnny Edwards Coca-Brite Coco Krispies--Jump start your day.

[all4one]

"I'm addicted and haven't done a lick of housework since I found this place."

Dust bunnies are our friends....you can even give them names and they don't require food or walking....their only requirement is that their owners do hours of Freeping!!

[ridesthemiles]

You get two shots of gin in every bag of Kerry's Raisin Brand"...""

That is a good joke for a Friday AM.

I cannot fathom the craziness of the remarks the wives of the Dem candidates are making. Is there no civility or boundary of bad taste?

Some of the stuff these broads say makes me look like a masters graduate of the charm school system. HA HA

[WestCoastGal]

The White House pantry if THEY win.........

[governsleastgovernsbest]

then she throws away the raisins and drinks the gin!

Reminds me of the old recipe for tripe: boil it in a pot, and after 12 hours, throw away the tripe and eat the pot!

[NautiNurse]

TuhRAYzuh is a gin soaked fruitcake

[xtremepoison61]

Dust bunnies are our friends....

Only if they vote republican!

[jdogbearhunter]

No, no, no...

you soak the dark ones in rum to help with headaches. Or if you want to improve memory, soak the dark ones in cognac. (/sarcasm)

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

LOL

[wrbones]

HEY! I've been in that place...

...wait a minute...

[null and void]

LOL... now cut that out.

Nope.

Alexandra Kerry, Raisin Smuggler...