...The Andrew Sisters knew that 40+ years ago.
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
That effort is organised by the Guardian. They haven't had decent reporting since George Orwell was on their staff. I wouldn't use it to paper train a hound from hell. I wouldn't use it to contain the vomit of a thousand drunken Chelsea fans. I wouldn't use it in a crumpled ball to shove into Teresa Kerry's mouth as a pacifier. Rather, it is only worthy to line the depths of the Paris sewer, consumed by a million radioactive cockroaches for eternity.
Regards, Ivan
This woman is nuts!!!
"At least the Kerry Health Care Plan has finally been unveiled...."
Yep, but who's going to pay for the gin? Or is it reusable?
I remember it too. What I don't know is if it helped appreciably, do you know?
don't you find that a hoot that she thinks you should only use "white" raisins? is that elite or what?
lol ... as if ..... it could possibly matter. It might look more appetizing ?????
Yep, LOL
"Homeo
homeo on the range
where the deer and the antelope....."
Only white raisins! She must have learned that at the college, she chose to attend, in South Africa. (Under apartheid, I might add).
She probably uses Zuidam Genever, not Seagram’s.
TERESA SHARES a REMEDY so viable.
Cures ARTHRITIS and is most reliable
GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
Then puking in basins.
Jeff Head got it right; she's certifiable.
"A large clove of garlic does wonders against vampires, too, I hear."
I kept a garlic clove in my refrigerator for months and was not bothered by a vampire for the whole time! So there!
"She's a witch."
Naw, just a fool with money, the real witch is the Senator from New York.
Is this a racist remark? What does she have against black raisins?
I wish you had revealed that formula before I spent my best years trying to become invisible, it sure would have saved a lot of trouble.
Lol.. I was thinking the same thing. It's no wonder she always looks so drunk/drugged.
What, she only lived to be 94? Obviously your mother died an early death from alcoholism! Must not have been a smoker though, my father smoked for over sixty years and definitely was an alcoholic, the poor man only lived to be one month short of 82, early death is so tragic.
Apparently those are her prime remedies for EVERYTHING. Everytine I have seen here she appeared soused.
If only Monica had worn that!
...The Andrew Sisters knew that 40+ years ago.
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