Posted on 11/06/2004 10:46:57 AM PST by sten
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One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He went up to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not the president, he did not win the election and he doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not the president and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the president and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
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Just got this in my email and thought I would share. There is something about knowing that the minstrals from Hollywood are suicidal and looking to move to Canada that just gives me a warm and fuzzy. |
Bump.
Lol!
Gloating!
Love it!
While we're at it, a little poem ?
A POEM TO ME MUDDER
When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me till my ass was red
Me Mudder.
Who took me from my cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come
And in my crib I’d dribble some
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum
Me Mudder.
And who me hair would neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me till I fart
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly had a king sized fit
When in me Sunday pants I shit
Me Mudder
And when at night the bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep
Me Fodder
Thanks, I sent it to everyone! Very good!
LOL! I love it!
Good one!!!!
THANKS HEAPS FOR THE LINK!
Ahh..you've made my day.
Speaking of "Fuzzy"... (what a segue) I'm putting some things together here at Gloatfest 2004
That is freakin HAL-LARIOUS!! I almost lost it the other day when Sean opened his talk show with this song.... it was so fitting - 4 MORE YEARS, YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Capn TrVth - EXCELLENT!!!
ConservativeGreek - Yasoo!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1272879/posts?page=11#11
Speaking of "Fuzzy"... (what a segue) I'm putting some things together here at Gloatfest 2004
Hey! You want tha converte to an animate Flash file?
I would need the Mp3 of the music..
BTTT
Some of those pictures are truly frightening!
And the 54 million votes he got didn't scare you?
L0L~! Very Nice
Oh YES!
I was up until 5:30 on election night because I was so scared.
Thank God for Bush!!!
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