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Urgent Warning for Goldfish Lovers
Posted on 11/06/2004 6:03:08 PM PST by AndyPH
Goldfish disease - Arafatitis: Parasitic infection (origin uncertain).
Symptoms: Uncontrollable lip movements, Gasping for Air, Loss of memory (especially for long numbers), Appetite for younger specimens (male), Compulsive Lying and Extreme belligerence
Symtoms may improve momentarily with media attention or administration of copious UN resolutions but the condition can be expected to deteriorate. Actual death is notoriously difficult to ascertain. May appear to recover completely during terminal stages.
Some eminent French enthusiasts believe the infected specimen should be removed from habitat and given intensive therapy in a sympathetic environment but there is a tendency for others in the shoal to gather round and possibly display cannibalistic tendencies.
Most experts agree the individual should be disposed of with extreme caution as the remains are certain to attract unwanted scavangers.
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: arafat; disease; goldfish; timetoflusharafat
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:03:09 PM PST
by
AndyPH
To: AndyPH
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:05:16 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Report back to headquarters for debriefing and cocktails.)
To: Petronski
I have six inch long goldfish in my backyard.
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:06:05 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: AndyPH
"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." -- Rodney Dangerfield, RIP.
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:06:23 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(*This Just In ~ Dan Rather's Penis Is A Forgery, Film At 11*)
To: cyborg
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:06:26 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Report back to headquarters for debriefing and cocktails.)
To: AndyPH
Just for this, the hazing of you newbies starts promptly at dawn.....
To: Petronski
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:07:45 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: anniegetyourgun
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:08:27 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Report back to headquarters for debriefing and cocktails.)
To: cyborg
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
My cherbunkins are monogamous :-)
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:10:13 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: cyborg
I have six inch long goldfish in my backyard.
LOL! What? How did it get there? Did your neighbors toss it over the fence? Was it dropped from a plane? For the love of God, put it in some water before it dies - if it hasn't already!
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:17:00 PM PST
by
Jaysun
To: AndyPH
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:17:42 PM PST
by
mhking
To: Jaysun
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:18:08 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: cyborg
My cherbunkins are monogamous :-)[petronski faints]
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:32:38 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Report back to headquarters for debriefing and cocktails.)
To: Petronski
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:33:26 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: AndyPH
That expression means only one thing: his beeber is stuned!
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:55:06 PM PST
by
Disambiguator
(Every time a democrat is elected, God kills a kitten.)
To: Petronski
arafat's harder to stomp out than a new york cockroach
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:56:14 PM PST
by
MetalHeadConservative35
(We will not go quietly into the night,we will not vanish without a fight,On 11-2,We will be free !!!)
To: AndyPH
What the heck does this have to do with moose?
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posted on
11/06/2004 6:58:20 PM PST
by
July 4th
(You need to click "Abstimmen")
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