Teresa Heinz Eyeing House Seat for Son

Newsmax.com ^ | 12/27/04 | unknown

[beyond the sea]

Teresa Heinz may have failed in her bid to become first lady, but she's not giving up on buying her way into political power.

"The word in Pennsylvania is that Kerry and other family members are pressing her son Chris Heinz to run for a House of Representatives seat," says the Washingtonian Magazine. "Chris Heinz is attractive and photogenic, and campaign funding won’t be a problem," the mag notes.

The tart tongued billionairess who calls opponents "scumbags" also believes that leading conservative Sen. Rick Santorum is beatable in 2006.

Mrs. Heinz is expected to pour some of her ketchup cash into the coffers of any challenger who stands a chance against Santorum.

[NeoCaveman]

Crazy ladu Terry Kerry ping.

[hushpad]

Yeh, but they must then get uglier once they are in office<<<


Well, only democrats would vote for him anyway given the stated criteria and one baboon probably can't tell that another baboon is unattractive..

I could (almost) state as a FACT that the majority of democrats are Far Uglier than the majority of Republicans.

Ugly on the inside most always shows itself in the outward appearance - no matter how well groomed a person is.

[dljordan]

Geez, that's scary.

[beyond the sea]

With plenty of media to record her pearls of wisdom. She was lots of fun in 2004.

"Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good.......... But I don't know that she's ever had a real job — I mean, since she's been grown up.

What a gem!

[beyond the sea]

all those things are now going in the opposition research database.

what things?

[beyond the sea]

Reporter Unknown stated that when little Chris was told by Mamma Heinz that he will go to Congress, he replied ... "Aw, do I have too?

LOL. This child will never serve in Congress, he also may be frightened that his Mom may go follow him around any campaign and spew out those gems like, "let them run naked".

[longtermmemmory]

all his goofy over the top accusations against bush that never happened. (ie the draft)

[siunevada]

What a gem!

She is obviously a tool of the evil genius - Karl Rove.

Or - perhaps - a servant of the overlords who actually told Karl Rove what to say and do in 2004.

[beyond the sea]

After these tsunamis over in the Pacific, Teraaaaaaaaaaaayza should be coming out with one of these any moment!

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NEW YORK - Teresa Heinz Kerry, encouraging volunteers as they busily packed supplies Wednesday for hurricane relief efforts in the Caribbean, said she was concerned the effort was too focused on sending clothes instead of essentials like water and electric generators.

“Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids,” said Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites). “Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes.”

[MamaB]

Yuck!

[bushfamfan]

Hey, it was good enough for Ted Kennedy.

[bushfamfan]

He doesn't even have the looks going for him. In this case, his inside is reflected by his outside.

[beyond the sea]

She (Teresa) is obviously a tool of the evil genius - Karl Rove.

Aha, maybe she is. Just like Osama was Rove's tool right before the election when the evil genius summoned Osama to Camp David to make that timely election tape!

Thank you, Walter Cronkite.

[G.Mason]

"After these tsunamis over in the Pacific ..."

Can you imagine?

There have been persons committed for evaluation that have said less damning things than this bimbo. ;)

[FixitGuy]

I guess hen ya got $BUCKS$, the only thing left is POWER!

I would pfrefer to see "regular" folks in office.

Sigh.....wishful thinking.

[oldbrowser]

"...Chris Heinz is attractive and photogenic, and campaign funding won’t be a problem.."

the MSM is the reason these are qualifying characteristics to be a representative.

"attractive and photogenic" :these are also the qualifying characteristics to be a member of the mainstream media.
We can certainly extrapolate a lot of conclusions from that.

[Nowhere Man]

I remember Chris Heinz and his local "Sportsmen for Kerry" shot at a shooting range here in the Pittsburgh area. I'm sure he would be able to enjoy firearms but if he and his ilk gets in, they would make it hard for me, I'm just some poor schmoe here in Pittsburgh. I think Senator Heinz is looking down from Heaven with a sad face at Chris. IIRC, there was mention that their older son is not on speaking terms with his mother and the family, what's up with that?

[beyond the sea]

There have been persons committed for evaluation that have said less damning things than this bimbo. ;)

Darn, I know for heavens sake.

I just faithfully watched the wonderful original Miracle on 34th Street four times the past days, and they put that sweet and kind Kris Kringle in the nuthouse!

It took bags and bags of mail in the courtroom to clear dear Kris.

;-)

p.s........... my favorite movie of Christmas...... ever!

[beyond the sea]

attractive and photogenic" :these are also the qualifying characteristics to be a member of the mainstream media.

Helen Thomas, Eleanor Clift, ........?

;-)

[Nowhere Man]

Well, only democrats would vote for him anyway given the stated criteria and one baboon probably can't tell that another baboon is unattractive..

I could (almost) state as a FACT that the majority of democrats are Far Uglier than the majority of Republicans.

Ugly on the inside most always shows itself in the outward appearance - no matter how well groomed a person is.

I've noticed that too. Some, well few, rabid democrats look ugly no matter how well groomed that are. Then there are others who just let it go to pot, ala Terry Kerry or Michael Moore. Come to think of it, they look like a bunch of Orcs to me. B-P Crap, if there was an atomic war and the last lady in the world was a bra burning feminist, a DUer or someone like a Terry Kerry and I was the only man, I'd give good thoughts of justl etting the human race croak and just live out the rest of my time collecting Lamborghinis, Ferraris, 8-Tracks, Playstation games, etc., until I die from old age or by wrapping a Ferrari around a telephone pole. B-P