Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)

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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Oops,

I like your choice in music... Child of the 80's am I

[Conspiracy Guy]

I have a huge head!

[Not A Snowbird]

Well, they may look down their crack pipes at you, but WE LOVE YOU!!!

[TheBigB]

Hey now...none'a that dirty talk here! :^)

[presidio9]

I can't. The porn sux there.

[TheBigB]

Awww. *sniffle* :)

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! I didn't know that. There's TheBigB and there's BigB.

Well, I'll be darned. :^)

[presidio9]

Rick Springfield, KC and the Sunshine Band

Consider this an intervention. You are hurting not only yourself, but those who love you.

[TheBigB]

Well, when all the witnesses keep "disappearing"...;^)

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"Journey, Foreigner, Styx, .38 Special, The Outlaws, Air Supply, Survivor, Cheap Trick, WHAM!, Hall & Oates, Elton John, Rolling Stones, REO Speedwagon... "

I haven't even heard of half these bands. You must be seriously old.

And I suppose you think that Britney, New Kids on the Block, Justin Timberlake, and Rap noise are just the bee's knees, don't you, sonny?

[hiredhand]

Wow...quite a profile page you've got there. :-) So you incurred the wrath of DU eh? Well GOOD for you! Anybody that they hate, I generally like.

Keep up the good work. If you're aggravating them simply by being who you are, then you are doing something RIGHT. :-)

[Not A Snowbird]

Gosh, CG, they don't like your poetry? They have no class.

[TheBigB]

[TheBigB]

We have our own defensive phenom: Troy Polamalu. If you see that hair coming, run.

LOL, great line! I think the Steelers are the most complete team this year...excellent defense, top-of-the-line running game, steady (if inexperienced) at QB, big-play receivers, good special teams...

If the Pats do win, I'll tip my hat to 'em.

[Arrowhead1952]

Nice home page, very nice.......

[Radix]

Players splash Coach Bill Belichick after the Patriots upset the Steelers, 24-17, to earn a Super Bowl berth.

[kc2theline]

I'm sorry, did you say something? LOL - Lost a few myself.

[presidio9]

The first step is admitting that you have a problem...

[TheBigB]

You answered your own question! :^)

[TheBigB]

That's "pr0n".