Posted on 01/23/2005 4:02:00 AM PST by an italian
Top Ten Bush Goals For His Second Term
10. Fewer idiotic remarks; more hilarious pratfalls.
9. Add mother Barbara to Mount Rushmore.
8. Combine Nebraska and Kansas into new state: Nebransas.
7. Spice up boring state dinners with tasty fish sticks!
6. Improve communication skills from poor to fair.
5. Catch up on his "Smokey And The Bandit" collection.
4. Get Ray Stevens to write some funny lyrics for "Hail To The Chief"
3. Ride every roller coaster in the country.
2. Install remote-activated button in Oval Office so he can blow stuff up right from his desk!
1. Begin vote-rigging process for Jeb's White House run in 2008.
Leno is unfunny too, they should join Imus on the trash heap.
Exactly. It's as if they had this prepared months ago, and weren't going to let the fact that W has an incredibly active agenda stand in the way.
Well I used to like johnny but...seems he has an intense dislike for President too so... Never watch Letterman or Leno. Don't watch those late night shows. Most of them are too disrespectful to a lot of good people and praise a lot of the phony movie people who come on with a lot of silly chit chat about themselves.
I guess it's all in the delivery. Some of his top ten lists are funny, some of them tank. So what? "Drum roll please..."
Totally lame.
The assumption behind Letterman's top ten list on the President's goals is the liberal view that Bush is stupid.
So if Bush is stupid, like the liberals believe he is, why does the President keep beating liberals? What does that say about the left that they keep getting beat by someone who they think is a fool?
I have never read or heard a liberal raise this question. And I doubt that I ever will.
The misunderestimation continues unabated.
The mind encompassing rind of Hatred permits no truthh to enter.
They did the same thing in the 80's.
Reagan got the last laugh. I think Bush will too.
I thought #2 was both pratical and pragmatic. Am I a real Republican now? ; )
Funny he should mention fish sticks - the inaug dinner did in fact include a dessert made out of...Krispy Kremes! It was a dinner made from ingredients from donor companies. Very tasty, I'm sure!
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