State of the Union DRINKING GAME THREAD

xm177e2

[xm177e2]

FIRST: What do we expect?

Bush received a lot of hostility from critics for his inaugural speech that had dozens of instances of "freedom" and "liberty" (30 to 17, IIRC). Will he use this same template for this speech, or pick a new path? I think he will go a new route, considering how the first speech was received by some (and considering that one usually doesn't make the same speech twice, the point is to set up the situation of the second speech by what you say in the first).

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CATEGORY ONE:
Pick a word and take a drink every time he uses it: (this is best with a group of friends, if you have different words; be careful, some of these choices could land you in the hospital if you intend to do full shots)... a very brave person could take more than one word (or substitute beer for hard liquor...).

1. Freedom
2. Liberty
3. Justice
4. Election[s]
5. Hope
6. Terror[ists, ism]
7. America[n, ns]
8. Islam/Muslims
9. The

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CATEGORY TWO:
Take a few drinks if:

1. He refers to "my friend" [partisan democrat's name]
2. He mentions the alleged abuses in Gitmo/Abu Ghraib
3. He mentions the Oil-For-Food scandal
4. Says Sudan is a genocide (so why hasn't he done anything about it yet?)
5. Refers to Halliburton

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CATEGORY THREE:
Down the Bottle if Bush Announces:

1. he will close the borders
2. the name of a country he wants to invade
3. that top officials will be held responsible for the torture/abuse committed on their watch
4. Social Security will be scrapped
5. Department of Education will be scrapped
6. Abstinence Education will be scrapped
7. Afghanistan is a failure
8. Iraq is a failure
9. We're pulling out of Iraq within a month
10. We are at war with Islam
11. We are at war with Democrats
12. Sudan's NOT a genocide
13. He uses the word "towelhead"
14. He uses the word "Jesus"

[xm177e2]

Feel free to add to these lists!

[Drango]

LOL

[evolved_rage]

I'm pretty sure he won't say "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". Can I drink if he doesn't say that???

[Drango]

"Egg Sucking Dogs" should be worth a drink

[onyx]

LOL! This is a fabulous post!


I'll buy everyone on this thread a bottle
if he says we're pulling out of the UN "or"
kicking the UN out of the US.

[Killborn]

From category one, I'll take number 9. :9

(hiccup)


gonna feel like toad kennedy in tha morn...

[diverteach]

If you had a drink for every look of disgust on a demonrat's face you will most assuredly have a severe case of alcohol poisoning regardless of your tolerance level

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

I'm going to mark this thread so I can link it the next time someone complains that you get banned here for saying anything challenging the Bush administration. Category three cracked me up!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I'm reasonably sure the senior senator from my state has already claimed CAT-I/#9

[patton]

THIS is going to be fun.

[mombonn]

LOL, cheap promise! Not a chance.

Would that it were true!

[Tax-chick]

I'll be drinking without listening (got "The Red Shoes" on video), but I'll look forward to reading this tomorrow, unless it's pulled.

[SoDak]

hehe...awesome list.

[DollyCali]

what a funny thread. this will be fun..

what about "hard work"? I think it is worth three swigs?

[onyx]

LOL!
You caught me...lol.
Cheap promise is right.
I'd be SO HAPPY to have to make good on it.

[swheats]

This thread will be one to watch. Who can hold their liquor the longest and still be coherent. LOL

[Killborn]

Which category and numbers are you doing?

[onyx]

Shall we have a drink every time the camera shows Hillary?

[Petronski]

I don't like drinking games....too much time between gulps.



;O)

[Fresh Wind]

Every time Hillary rolls her eyes should be good for a healthy belt. Down the whole bottle if Kerry pulls out a pen and starts scribbling.