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Caption: Top Saudi Valentines
GOP and the City ^
| 2/14/05
| GOP and the City
Posted on 02/14/2005 6:30:44 AM PST by GOP and the City
Even though religious leaders ban it, many Saudis celebrate Valentine's Day. But fatwas aside, V-day is a time to show your special someone(s) you care and that love trumps all. In that spirit, women may not be able to vote or walk aside their husbands; nevertheless, they still want a card to let them know they are loved. Enter, the Top 10 Saudi Valentines Contest. Come up with a card, poem, haiku, or sonnet that expresses the Saudi love.

TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: burka; caption; pimpmyblog; saudi; valentines
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To: GOP and the City
Send a Valentine's Card discreetly wrapped to your Saudi love. Its like porn.
Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:33:19 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: GOP and the City
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Praise be to Allah.
I have four of you.
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:34:19 AM PST
by
peyton randolph
(CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
To: GOP and the City
"Sweet heart,
take off your veil again and I'll kick your ass
all the way back to the Phillipines where I bought you.
To: GOP and the City
..I guess bin Laden's "$ecret love" is going to get a bale of Alfalfa tonight. :^)
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:37:42 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: peyton randolph
Its Valentine's Day
The camel spit in my face
that burka's sexy
To: GOP and the City
LOL. Isn't camel spit a Saudi cologne?
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:39:28 AM PST
by
peyton randolph
(CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
To: GOP and the City
allah is god.
At least that's what I think.
As I sniff other guys butts in the mosque, and boy do they stink.
But no matter the smell, it's about you that I dwell.
Because being with you in the barn is just so swell.
I just wanted to drop you this note, because you are my favorite goat.
be my valentine
abdul
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:44:36 AM PST
by
isthisnickcool
(This space for rent.)
To: isthisnickcool
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:48:01 AM PST
by
MplsSteve
To: GOP and the City
Youve shown me what it means to care
You filled all my desires
To honor you I change your oil
And pressurize your tires
Happy Valentines Day, my dearest
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:51:05 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(Speculating idiot)
To: GOP and the City
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:53:07 AM PST
by
Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
To: GOP and the City
Violets are blue, roses are red
Cover that ankle, or you'll soon be dead
To: isthisnickcool
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posted on
02/14/2005 6:58:12 AM PST
by
Allegra
("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
To: GOP and the City
Is that a beheading knife in your caftan, or are you just happy to see me?
To: GOP and the City
Brown is our camel, tan is our goat
I'd like to give nookie, if you only used soap
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posted on
02/14/2005 7:18:29 AM PST
by
highnoon
(When in charge – ponder, When in trouble – delegate, When in doubt - mumble)
To: GOP and the City

Roses are hazardous to your health... ;)
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posted on
02/14/2005 7:32:12 AM PST
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
To: peyton randolph
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Praise be to Allah.
I have four of you."
When I am dead
and my life is thru.
Praise be to Allah,
Ill have seventy two.
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posted on
02/14/2005 7:55:01 AM PST
by
ALinArleta
(One shot! One kill!)
To: ALinArleta
Great second verse. Keep it up, another 1,000 years, they'll add this to the Koran.
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posted on
02/14/2005 8:05:09 AM PST
by
peyton randolph
(CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
To: GOP and the City
When a man is in love,
It is said that he loses all sense,
Perhaps that is the reason.
I can't get my ass thru the fence!
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posted on
02/14/2005 8:09:17 AM PST
by
paleocon patriarch
("Never attribute to a conspiracy that which can be explained by incompetence.")
To: Dark Skies
So many open opportunities here.... ;o)
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posted on
02/14/2005 9:25:56 AM PST
by
USF
(I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™ © ®)
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