Why Can't My Moms Marry?

Toronto Star ^ | February 18, 2005 | Matthew Eaton-Kent

[srm913]

Gag me with a spoon... I think I've lost my appetite.

[CzarNicky]

I am going to go out on a limb and say that since your "moms are both women that is why they cannot marry.

[camle]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

[zygoat]

Proof that the sexually challenged cannot raise normal children.

[RolandBurnam]

only one of them is his mom, the other is the turkey baster operator.

[Radix]

" I was not going to give my organizer to my dad because I didn't have one."

Cloned?

[Tijeras_Slim]

They should look into the advantages of incorporating in Nevada!

[Cultural Jihad]

The reason my parents have never been married is not because they don't want to but because, by law, they couldn't.

Nonsense. There is no discrimination at all. They can marry marriageable men if they want to.

[dead]

Why Can't My Moms Marry?

Because they’re both chicks, stupid.

[anniegetyourgun]

Where's the barf alert?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Why Can't My Moms Marry?

Do not bother sending this kid to plumbing trade school.

[DainBramage]

Son, you only have one Mom....and a short haired room mate in a flannel shirt. That seems to like mom very much.

[WSGilcrest]

Who spends weeks sanding a block of wood?

[TXBubba]

All of us are made in the image of God, are we not?

Yes. And if you read God's Word he says women don't marry women. I get really sick of people using God to justify their immorality when they have no interest in finding out what God has to say about it.

[dead]

She asked me what was wrong. I reluctantly told her that I didn't have a dad and that I was making this gift for my mother. She told me I had nothing to worry about and handed me the stamps with the "m" and "o" for mom.

Or “Mo.”

[xcamel]

Might be because even the 4000 year old chineese symbol for "big trouble" is to women under the same roof.

[RightResponse]

Hurtful.. very hurtful...

[RobertMorrow]

There is no such thing as "gay" marriage - it's a fantasy, doesn't exist. If I thought the moon (wanted it to be)the was green, it does not mean the moon is green.

[FourPeas]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

Since 1977 I've lived with a pair of shoes that have been a very important part of my life. I want to make a special committment to them, to love and keep them for life. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to marry them....

[MadIvan]

I seem to recall that liberal policies were glorifying unwed relationships and children born out of wedlock. It appears that they wish to turn all of societal relationships upside down.

As for this young man - his "moms" live together. They appear not to be deprived. They all live in a fairly well off country where the Taliban isn't going to crush these "moms" under a brick wall for their preferences. Be glad with what you have; it's more than many could ever hope to expect.

Ivan