Posted on 03/04/2005 9:25:04 AM PST by End Times Sentinel
An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.
Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.
Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog's owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.
“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr told the Grand Junction Sentinel.
The dog wasn't injured, according to KMGH-TV in Denver.
Police arrested Earle on a previous warrant and took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.
Before she became homeless, Earle taught locomotive driving at an all boys vocational high school..
This person's father obviously didn't want to piss off George Costanza by naming his child "Seven," so he selected "Six," instead.
Some lifestyles are just too alternative to contemplate.
Next she'll file suit under "equal protection" to legally marry the dog.
Oh no, here comes the gravy train jokes!
Wasn't she John Kerry's family values advisor during the 2004 campaign?
Probably broken-hearted, but he'll get over it.
So? Everyone knows that stuff is fake anyway...
No--didn't think it would have a good outcome after reading the title but my curiosity gets the better of me and then I pay for it with residual mental disturbances.
It used to be Grand Junction-Where men are men and the sheep are scared.
Times change now it's Where the Women are nasty and the dogs don't mind? :)
I resent that..I thought it was rather artfully disguised...
Brings new meaning to the command, "Six Starr, COME!"
So? Everyone knows that stuff is fake anyway...
What about Mexican Naked Dog Wrestling? That's the real McCoy down there, I'm telling ya. The costumes, the pagentry, the athleticism, and that's just the dogs. It truly is "The Sport of Kings".
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
| took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.
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Transient, huh? I wonder why no one wanted her...
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How about they take her to Happy Acres to have her head examined?