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Posted on 04/09/2005 1:47:10 AM PDT by Mo1
Ahhh .. you picked the cart instead of the basket huh?
I do that all the time too
funny thing is.. I grabbed the basket,, but then I walked by the bread section,, only those loaded with dough should do that. ;-)
I just needed some buns and meat,, but bought more dang fruit,, Im turning into an antiCookie Monster. I reckun..
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! AQUARIUS!!!! ROFLMAO!!
Send a few bucks to the FReepathon and end this misery!
You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you'll need a lot of twine.
Say something completely ordinary, today, but follow it with "Get it?" and a big grin. For example, "I'm wearing shoes. Get it?" See who gets it. Avoid them.
Today you will discover a lot of money under your pillow! Unfortunately, it won't begin to cover the cost of the dentures that you will also discover a sudden need for.
Things haven't been going well for you lately, and you're sinking into a fairly ugly bit of self-pity. You merely need to count your blessings! (1) You've got a tremendous talent, which some day may be in demand, (2) You're almost normal -- LOTS of people have extra appendages, (3)...
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although it will also be the cause of an embarrassing appearance on the Letterman show.
Time heals all wounds, yes. But that's not really intended to mean that you should tie Time magazine around your sprained ankle. It's a figure of speech, you see, not meant to be taken literally. I have heard, however, that Newsweek is good for gout.
Late in the day today you will notice that people seem to be staring at your nose. Don't worry. It's probably nothing.
Someone you've never met will come up and nudge you today. You don't have to stand for that, though, and you should just nudge them right back.
To your vast embarrassment, you will be unable to describe the differences between halibut, sole, and flounder. It's easy to remember, though -- they are (in order) "big", "small", and "clumsy."
A man with a large machine will enter your house, and make you totally miserable.
Old Neil Diamond songs will circle endlessly in your mind today. I recommend screaming and pounding your head on the table.
Today an ecologically-minded organic foods co-op will move into your home, while you're away. You'll be smelling whole-wheat fig bars for months, even if you succeed in extricating them. (Which is unlikely, in today's political climate. They need somewhere to hide. Have a heart.) |
I missed having dogs..
occasionally. :-}
Nice shot. Thanks!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
To your vast embarrassment, you will be unable to describe the differences between halibut, sole, and flounder. It's easy to remember, though -- they are (in order) "big", "small", and "clumsy."
LOL! I'm glad I don't have that problem.
Mine is cooking up and storm and making a terrible racket and mess in the kitchen.
Saturday mornings he watches all the cooking shows and then proceeds to make me something "special."
The dishes, pots and pans will be waiting for me and there'll be more than at Thanksgiving.
I'm not complaining though -- I love it!
Oh, man!
"special'
hmmm?
does he ever make beef welllington ?
Now that's 'special' in my book,, stuffed peppers,,
home made garlic bread,,
I'll be right back, I got to cook something. :-)
I hear ya,, cats could care less and we have a good housesitter .. so we have been lucky, boarding can be rough for pets..
Click the Pic J
Amen! That's my mantra! It's my faithful mantra for when I hear myself thinking/saying lame things to bitch about.
I do, however, prefer clumsy over big and small. It's sweeter.
I need to head out for a bit
I'll BBS
Okay you guys win. The dog pictures convinced me. Even though I gave $50 earlier this week, I just signed up to be a $30 monthly donor. Bean the real dog will be pleased.
lol.. animals can sell humans on almost anything .. lol
Thanks Beandog!!! :-)
Your beef wellington sounds delicious! You're making me hungry.
He hasn't made that so far, but if they do it on the cooking shows, he will.
He just came into my study with a big smile and said, "Wait till you see the kitchen!"
"Thanksgiving"? I asked.
"Two Thanksgivings," he replied.
I sure hope the "special" is worth it. I think I'd better go get myself a glass of wine.
Woo Hoo!
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