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Operations Manager for Jack in the Box Voicemail Message VERY FUNNY audio recording
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Posted on 04/22/2005 6:34:38 PM PDT by Justice

An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called his boss to let him know he was running late. As the manager was leaving the voicemail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide a "play by play" account of the incident. This is the actual voicemail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box that it crashed their voicemail server.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Texas; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: ancient; audio; box; jack; manager; message; operations; recording; voicemail
This is too funny. You gotta hear it.
1 posted on 04/22/2005 6:34:38 PM PDT by Justice
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To: Justice

Is this the one with the Mother Goose lady?


2 posted on 04/22/2005 6:36:53 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: nuconvert

Yes it is. Has it made it to FR before?


3 posted on 04/22/2005 6:37:56 PM PDT by Justice
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To: Justice

If this guy always stops to give running commentaries like this, it's no wonder that he's late to work.


4 posted on 04/22/2005 6:39:22 PM PDT by Koblenz (Holland: a very tolerant country. Until someone shoots you on a public street in broad daylight...)
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To: Justice

It has been here before, but not everyone caught it I'm sure, and it is so great, it deserves another chance.


5 posted on 04/22/2005 6:39:24 PM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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To: Justice

Yeah, a month or 2 ago. But maybe some missed it. ;~ )


6 posted on 04/22/2005 6:40:07 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: Justice

It doesn't sound the least bit believable.


7 posted on 04/22/2005 6:42:45 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one

Tend to agree.


8 posted on 04/22/2005 6:44:04 PM PDT by dagnabbit (Vincente Fox's opening line at the Mexico-USA summit meeting: "Bring out the Gimp!")
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To: Justice

Tears are running down my face right now--I am laughing so hard---Okay, now my husband just walked into the room and Hannity and Colmes is on with the video tape of the little girl getting handcuffed---

He is appalled that I would be laughing at that!!! (he didn't hear audio)....LOL


9 posted on 04/22/2005 6:45:01 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: Justice

OMG this is a freakin' riot,,,,

mother goose, bible, umbrellas, OMG, still LMAO!!!!


10 posted on 04/22/2005 6:45:20 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (If you're not part of the solution, YOU ARE the problem.)
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To: dagnabbit
His laugh is contagious tho...;-)
11 posted on 04/22/2005 6:45:28 PM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: nuconvert

I hadn't heard it!


12 posted on 04/22/2005 6:45:43 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: Txsleuth

LOL.


13 posted on 04/22/2005 6:46:12 PM PDT by Justice
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To: Justice

Bookmark


14 posted on 04/22/2005 6:47:05 PM PDT by 3dognight
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To: hole_n_one

Why doesn't it sound believable---?

I was totally picturing my 73 year old mother and her bridge buddies on their way to a restaurant, doing this--!


15 posted on 04/22/2005 6:47:11 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: hole_n_one

Jack-in-the-Box swears it's real. And a local paper tracked down this guy recently and interviewed him - the article was posted here on FR.


16 posted on 04/22/2005 6:48:51 PM PDT by agrace (All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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To: Justice

From Snopes
http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp


17 posted on 04/22/2005 6:50:19 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: Justice

That was hilarious!

I did check snopes after listening to it, and they have the status as "undetermined." http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp


18 posted on 04/22/2005 6:51:29 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: flying Elvis
Thanks..good follow up link.

Now for something not so funny

Gotta go out and cut the grass.

19 posted on 04/22/2005 6:52:25 PM PDT by Justice
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To: Justice

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


20 posted on 04/22/2005 6:52:48 PM PDT by sierrahome (Department of Redundancy Department)
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To: Txsleuth
He rattled off every little clever cliche and colorful description without missing a beat, but what caused me to think this was nothing but a set-up was when he described the book as a Bible, rather than simply something that looked like a book.

He wasn't in a church parking lot, was he?

21 posted on 04/22/2005 6:53:03 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one

He's in Texas, is probably Baptist or Methodist, and recognized it on sight. He described my own Bible, a hardbound NIV study Bible, although he said "NVI".


22 posted on 04/22/2005 6:56:15 PM PDT by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opium of the activist wacko.)
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To: Justice

Aww dang, the link doesn't want to work for me right now, so I'm bookmarking for later.


23 posted on 04/22/2005 6:57:06 PM PDT by dbwz (2A Sister)
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To: hole_n_one

He said it happened right in front of him---besides, a Bible is usually pretty easy to distinguish---

Actually that part was when I really lost it!!!


24 posted on 04/22/2005 7:01:41 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: wimpycat
It took the caller 4 seconds from the time of the impact to determine that it was one male driver in the first car and four "old ladies" in the 2nd.

It took the "4 old ladies" less than one minute from the time of impact for all of them to evacuate the car and begin to unleash their wrath.

I don't buy it for a second.

25 posted on 04/22/2005 7:10:21 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one

Well, if I've been hoaxed, he was so funny he made it worth my while.


26 posted on 04/22/2005 7:12:07 PM PDT by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opium of the activist wacko.)
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To: Txsleuth
besides, a Bible is usually pretty easy to distinguish---

One of the 'toon's favorite props..........


27 posted on 04/22/2005 7:18:37 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: wimpycat

I agree! His laughter was funny, regardless if it was a hoax or not. Laughter like that is infectious!


28 posted on 04/22/2005 7:19:34 PM PDT by cynblogger
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To: wimpycat

My goodness, there is so much that is making me frustrated and angry lately that even if it is a hoax, I say, "no harm, no foul", because no one was hurt...

unless you are a dem, they HATE to laugh, no sense of humor at all...

I also have to say that Jack-in-the-Box make some of the funniest commercials, also, there have been a few that have made me laugh out loud---so again, if it is a hoax, the guy "picked" a good company to work for.


29 posted on 04/22/2005 7:25:03 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: Txsleuth
I want to get a job in that office where the secretaries are doing the hippy hippy shake in giant chocolate malt containers.
30 posted on 04/22/2005 7:28:57 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Koblenz
If this guy always stops to give running commentaries like this, it's no wonder that he's late to work.

Don't know how many wrecks you have witnessed at an intersection, but the traffic is usually stopped until the police get there to get the traffic going again. And if you witnessed it, you should stick around to leave you name.

31 posted on 04/22/2005 7:34:40 PM PDT by Texas Mom
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To: Justice

OMG, I don't think I have laughed that hard in ages.


32 posted on 04/22/2005 7:35:39 PM PDT by McGavin999
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To: All

I think that there are a lot of freepers that are just a little cranky, or ya'll wouldn't be taking this SO serious.

Just listen, visualize and laugh, really, it feels good!


33 posted on 04/22/2005 7:37:01 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: hole_n_one

I had one that just briefly crossed my mind, but, my brain cells are dying so fast, I forgot already, but...

Wouldn't it be funny if Jack-in-the-Box incorporated this call INTO a commercial?


34 posted on 04/22/2005 7:38:57 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: Txsleuth
I was totally picturing my 73 year old mother and her bridge buddies on their way to a restaurant, doing this--!

You bettcha.

A month or so ago there was a group of older women leaving an Eastern Star meeting in Texas City, TX. A guy run up and grabbed one of the ladies purse and the rest of the ladies, got him down and held him until the police got there.

Never underestimate little old ladies, especially here in Texas because you never know which one is packing heat, and many of them do.

35 posted on 04/22/2005 7:40:01 PM PDT by Texas Mom
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To: Txsleuth
If anybody could pull it off, it's them.

Carls Jr. OTOH, has the most disgusting commercials on the air.

Don't bother me, I'm eating

What a bunch of pigs.

36 posted on 04/22/2005 7:45:32 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one

I hate commercial where they actually show people eating with the sounds included...


37 posted on 04/22/2005 7:52:20 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: Texas Mom

I know what you mean, I asked Mom one time if she wanted a cellphone, just in case...

She said maybe a gun would be better..

LOL...I was talking about in case of a flat tire or something...but, she got the cellphone, no gun.


38 posted on 04/22/2005 7:56:23 PM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: Justice

I wonder about the authenticity of this too. I have never seen any publsihed factual information about this phone call, just hearsay. The only thing I have read is about people who claim to have seen/read interviews of them man who made the call, or people who say that Jack in the Box sears this is true.

I have never once heard the name of this man given (the caller, that is). If he has been interviewed by the news media, shouldn't such as his name, be readily available?? Tracking down the callers identity should be pretty easy (although I admit I have never tried - but then again I have never seen anyone else post this info either).

If this event really happened as described, there is probably an accident report on file with the police somewhere. There would also probably be assault charges filed against the old women. These police records should theoretically be available to the public, and the involved parties therefore easily identifiable.

However, I have never seen ANY supporting information EVER published about this supposed event (date, place, names of those involved, etc...). If this event had actually occurred, I would think that someone would have published that info by now, and put all this speculation to bed.

I have to go with those who say that this is a hoax, until evidence to the contrary is presented.


39 posted on 04/22/2005 11:46:49 PM PDT by Zetman
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To: Zetman

So many words. Who cares. It's funny.


40 posted on 04/23/2005 12:39:16 AM PDT by Justice
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To: Txsleuth
LOL...I was talking about in case of a flat tire or something...but, she got the cellphone, no gun.

I have the cell phone and a gun as well as a can of pepper spray. Don't mess with Texas Grandma's.

41 posted on 04/23/2005 8:36:46 AM PDT by Texas Mom
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To: Justice
So many words. Who cares. It's funny.

It sure is, I was ROTFLMBOAPMP.

42 posted on 04/23/2005 8:40:30 AM PDT by Texas Mom
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To: Txsleuth
I think that there are a lot of freepers that are just a little cranky,

LOL! do you think?

43 posted on 04/23/2005 8:43:00 AM PDT by Texas Mom
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To: Texas Mom

I just can't believe that there were freepers last night that wanted to make a federal case of whether the tape was legit---

I think a Friday night is the perfect time to share something as funny as that, regardless of how it came to be!!!

If fact, I may just go back and play it again today!


44 posted on 04/23/2005 9:15:23 AM PDT by Txsleuth (Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice!)
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To: hole_n_one

marker


45 posted on 04/23/2005 1:17:36 PM PDT by alfa6
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To: alfa6

OMG Hilarious.


46 posted on 04/23/2005 5:14:18 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: KJC1
Yeah. . .undetermined. . .right. . .snopes is taking a page from the dan rather book of denial.
47 posted on 04/24/2005 5:44:50 PM PDT by Gunrunner2
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