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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

I'll get to First Lady Laura Bush's bawdy stand-up routine in a minute. But I want to highlight a related new book out about how young conservatives are shaking up the dominant liberal media culture. It's called "South Park Conservatives." My name is listed on the cover along with many other (mostly) right-leaning pundits, websites, and bloggers, but I must confess to having mixed feelings about the honor.

The best-selling book's author, Brian C. Anderson of the Manhattan Institute, writes a fun, breezy survey documenting the rise of talk radio, FOX News, the Internet, conservative publishing, and college Republican activism. Anderson's chapter on the success of conservative talk radio and the abysmal failure of liberal Air America to replicate it is incisive. Another chapter on the blogosphere (alone worth the price of the book) gives readers a useful history of the explosion of news, opinion, and political websites that have smashed the left-wing media monopoly.

But how did such a wide-ranging list of individuals and organizations -- Anderson's book cover includes the names of conservative-leaning Internet pioneer Matt Drudge and center-left journalist Mickey Kaus, the libertarian Tech Central Station, the culturally conservative WorldNetDaily, political upstart Arnold Schwarzenegger and political chameleon Andrew Sullivan, plus Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and myself, along with a feature blurb from Jonah Goldberg -- all get lumped under the umbrella term "South Park Conservatives"?

Anderson argues that Comedy Central's cartoon series "South Park" embodies the "fiercely anti-liberal comedic spirit" of the "new media" from Kaus to Coulter. The cartoon, he writes, reflects a "post-liberal counterculture" that is "particularly appealing to the young, however much it might offend older conservatives."

Well, I'm 34 and no fan of "South Park." I have many good friends who are indeed huge boosters of the show, but I find that the characters' foul language overwhelms any entertainment I might otherwise derive from the show's occasional, right-leaning iconoclastic themes.

"South Park" may be "politically incorrect." But "politically incorrect" is not always a synonym for "conservative."

My discomfort with "South Park's" increasingly mainstream vulgarity is not a matter of nitpicking. We're not just talking about a stray curse word here or there. As liberal New York Times columnist Frank Rich points out, "South Park" "holds the record for the largest number of bleeped-out repetitions (162) of a single four-letter expletive in a single television half-hour." That's probably about the same number of profanities uttered at John Kerry's infamous New York City celebrity fundraiser last summer, which Republicans rightly condemned for its excessive obscenities.

Rich is wrong about most things, but he's painfully on target in noting the incongruous pandering now taking place by some in the cool-kids clique on the Right. Conservatives criticize Hollywood relentlessly, but as Rich notes, "the embarrassing reality is that they want to be hip, too."

Which brings me to Mrs. Bush. She demonstrated at the celebrity-studded White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend that you can entertain without being profane. Most of her humor was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But her off-color stripper and horse jokes crossed the line. Can you blame Howard Stern for feeling peeved and perplexed? And let's face it: If Teresa ("I'm cheeky!") Heinz Kerry had delivered Mrs. Bush's First Lady Gone Mildly Wild routine, social conservative pundits would be up in arms over her bad taste and lack of dignity.

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

Self-censorship is a conservative value. In a brilliant commencement speech at Hillsdale College last year, Heritage Foundation president Ed Feulner called on his audience to resist the coarsened rhetoric of our time: "If we are to prevail as a free, self-governing people, we must first govern our tongues and our pens. Restoring civility to public discourse is not an option. It is a necessity."

Lighten up, you say? No thanks. I'd rather be a G-rated conservative who can only make my kids giggle than a "South Park"/"Desperate Housewives" conservative whose goal is getting Richard Gere and Jane Fonda to snicker. Giving the Hollyweird Left the last laugh is not my idea of success.


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To: mhking; All

To quote the famous Sgt Hulka: "Lighten up Francis!"


281 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:05 AM PDT by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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To: Howlin

Who is Eddie Izzard?


282 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:09 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: dalight
Which is where the mind used to go when this joke was told.

The only appendage that hangs from the bottom of a male horse that even remotely resembles a cow's teat, is a penis. This is exactly where this joke always went, and I heard it over 50 years ago. As soon as Laura said it was a male horse the joke was about masturbating the horse, it had nothing to do with trying to milk a mare.

283 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:16 AM PDT by itsahoot (If Judge Greer can run America then I guess just about anyone with a spine could do the same.)
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To: onyx

In all their faux "concern" that Laura made a joke, they've just been FORCED to use words that would make a librarian blush. Telling, isn't it?


284 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:28 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: RushCrush

"What? This is what I came to FR for!!!!"


I'm laughin' so hard my head hurts!


285 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:52 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: brytlea

:)


286 posted on 05/04/2005 8:12:13 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Peach
It's funny. None of my posts had to be deleted for bad language. You're a pretender.

I've been here a long, long time, Peach. I've got a very good sense of forum guidelines. And under those guidelines, posters can get away with disparaging another poster's marriage, as was done to me. But if one uses a slang term for the act in question, sometimes that gets yanked and sometimes it doesn't (pardon the pun).

The point is, to most people, disparaging someone's marriage like that is a pretty crappy thing to do - far worse than some street language. But you hide behind the fact that I got one post yanked (in the context of discussing the subject at hand), while you rationalize the attacks some on your side did to me because I didn't post anything apologizing for something THAT SOMEONE ELSE POSTED. Which proves once again that your indignation is bull.

287 posted on 05/04/2005 8:12:29 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: bonfire

>>Because you can't milk ANYTHING that's male.<<

Gays do it all the time! LOL


288 posted on 05/04/2005 8:12:44 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: Peach

Maybe it Tourette's.


289 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:11 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: RushCrush

Well, at least now I understand your motivation. Thanks for the heads up.
susie


290 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:19 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: tiamat

Funny thing is, years later Cotton Mather introduced inoculation against small pox to American -- one of his slaves had taught him about it.

His inoculation plan was protested by those who thought that inoculation was defying the will of God. During the protests, Mather's house was firebombed.


291 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:22 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: itsahoot

What's your favorite joke?


292 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:47 AM PDT by rockrr (Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
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To: dirtboy

So let's turn that around. Did you condemn the people who called the First Lady the most vile names?


293 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:48 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: bonfire

LOL!

Sadly, I have to get ready for lunch and can't watch The Pretenders get into a twist. Day Five.


294 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:27 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

Why am I not surprised?

Thanks for the story.

Never heard that one before.


295 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:29 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: melancholy

"Gays do it all the time! LOL"

Now THERE'S a new twist! hmmmmmmmmm


296 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:29 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: brytlea

Susie:
IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!

Smile :) OK?


297 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:49 AM PDT by RushCrush (Next thing you know Bill Clinton will be advocating celibacy!)
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To: Howlin; onyx
I swear, some of these people just LOVE typing the words, "penis," "masturbation," and "jerking off."

Some of them are probably doing it on company time.

(That's "cubicle bound" for those of you in Rio Linda)

:)

298 posted on 05/04/2005 8:15:11 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: Peach

I gotta go paint windows. yuck


bbl


299 posted on 05/04/2005 8:15:11 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
It was before . . .
August 1776

Battle of Monmouth . . .
June 1778

That having been said, I don't think there's any fair comparison between what a person might utter in a fit of rage and what passes as acceptable language.
Standards are important for society as a whole. A lack of decorum can quickly erode to brutality.

300 posted on 05/04/2005 8:15:51 AM PDT by blues_guitarist (http://mundane-noodle.blogspot.com)
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