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Console George (Voinovich)- Because it's just... so... sad...
consolegeorge.com ^ | May 31, 2005 | consolegeorge.com

Posted on 05/31/2005 2:58:50 PM PDT by the anti-liberal

Ohio Sen. George Voinovich's stand against the nomination of John Bolton as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations has taken an emotional toll. As he took his courageous stand in the well of the Senate, the thought of leaving the fate of his children and grandchildren -- and yours -- in the hands of such a mean man nearly overcame him.

Sen. George Voinovich CARES.
He cares so much it HURTS.
Sometimes it hurts so much, he CRIES.


As his constituents, we feel duty-bound to repay our senator's loyalty to us -- his care for us -- his LOVE for us. And, yes, for the "world community."

But we can't do it alone, nor should we. You owe Sen. George no less a debt of gratitude than we do. Fortunately, there IS a way to repay him. It's practical. It's responsible. And it shows how much you CARE.

You can help Sen. George wipe away his tears for little more than the cost of a postage stamp. Simply enclose an facial tissue in an envelope and send it to the senator. (Please, clean, unused tissues only.) It will take a lot of tissues to get this job done, but if each person who CARES will contribute just one, well, Sen. George will weep for joy.

Send your compassionate contribution to:

Hon. George V. Voinovich
524 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington D.C. 20510

OR


Hon. George V. Voinovich
37 West Broad Street, Room 310
Columbus, OH 43215

Those who feel moved to give more should consider joining the ranks of our higher-level tissue donors:

*Caring Constituents: 5 tissues
*Benevolent Bipartisans: 10 tissues
*Magnanimous Moderates: 1 pocket-sized pack of tissues

*Penitent Partisans: 1 full-sized box of tissues
*Pitying Pachyderms: 5 boxes of tissues
*Recreant RINOs and Delighted Democrats: 10 boxes of tissues!

And if you have the technology and if you so desire, please send us a picture of your tissue so we can post it. Our email address is ConsoleGeorge@gmail.com .


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Foreign Affairs; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bolton; boltonnomination; georgevoinovich; tissue; unitednations; voinovich; whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Won't you spare a tissue for our poor, backstabbing turncoat senator?
1 posted on 05/31/2005 2:58:50 PM PDT by the anti-liberal
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To: the anti-liberal

Maybe after I use it once.


2 posted on 05/31/2005 3:03:38 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: the anti-liberal
Please, clean, unused tissues only.

Seems like Voinovich would be one of those kind and considerate pols who appreciates recycling.
3 posted on 05/31/2005 3:04:04 PM PDT by self_evident (#47 and #60)
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To: the anti-liberal

A better way to spare him this agony would be to make sure he isn't re-elected. That way, he won't have to feel responsible for the fate of his grandchildren. What an embarrassment!


4 posted on 05/31/2005 3:04:14 PM PDT by onevoter
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To: the anti-liberal

Well, I have no tissue to spare, but I do have a size 11 Florsheim that would fit his trachea nicely....


5 posted on 05/31/2005 3:04:23 PM PDT by infidel dog (nearer my God to thee....)
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To: the anti-liberal

6 posted on 05/31/2005 3:06:03 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: ozzymandus

I feel the need to apologize to the nation for sending Geo. Voinivich to the senate.
He didn't attend the senate foreign relations meetings until the very end. He didn't interview John Bolton at those meetings. And he's using all the talking points given to him by Barbara Boxer, Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy, thinking they're genuine. (Well, I guess he is from Cleveland). So, he dissent isn't truly authentic.
He's only crying crocodile tears.


7 posted on 05/31/2005 3:09:07 PM PDT by griswold3
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To: the anti-liberal

Sorry. I jsut used the last tissue in the box......say, I've got this big roll of different tissue mounted on the wall right next to my "reading chair"! How 'bout I mail him a couple of those? I won't get any "tears" on them at all.......


8 posted on 05/31/2005 3:09:29 PM PDT by stitches1951
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To: stitches1951
just used the last tissue in the box......say, I've got this big roll of different tissue mounted on the wall right next to my "reading chair"!

Would that be a roll of Koran tissue?

9 posted on 05/31/2005 3:11:10 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (</liberal> It's time the left - left!!!)
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To: infidel dog
How about some:


10 posted on 05/31/2005 3:21:13 PM PDT by TheHound (You would be paranoid too - if everyone was out to get you.)
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To: the anti-liberal

But we can't do it alone, nor should we. You owe Sen. George no less a debt of gratitude than we do. Fortunately, there IS a way to repay him. It's practical. It's responsible. And it shows how much you CARE.

I think CARE is misspelled here. Shouldn't it be CAIR?


11 posted on 05/31/2005 3:22:46 PM PDT by LtDawg_74 (the military fights for these idiots to have a sense of purpose!!!!! Go Marines)
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To: the anti-liberal

LOL. I'm sending a couple...


12 posted on 05/31/2005 3:23:40 PM PDT by eureka! (It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
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To: griswold3
He didn't interview John Bolton at those meetings. And he's using all the talking points given to him by Barbara Boxer, Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy, thinking they're genuine because he's being blackmailed and doesn't have the balls to stand up to them like a man.

Take your pick, but I suspect George is really crying because he doesn't want us to find out:

1. that he's bisexual favoring homosexuality and terrified his wife and kids will find out.
OR
2. that he's a sexual preditor victimizing young interns.
OR
3. that he's received millions from the Oil for Food scandal.
OR
4. that his real name used to be Georgette Voinovich before the operation.
13 posted on 05/31/2005 3:24:32 PM PDT by demkicker (We were nuked by 7 RINOS)
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To: the anti-liberal

It's like my father used to say when his lecture explaining the foolishness of something I had done brought me to tears. "Don't cry," he would say, "or I'll give you something to cry about." I think it's time to give the gentleman from Ohio something to cry about ... at the ballot box.


14 posted on 05/31/2005 3:28:19 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: the anti-liberal
Sorry, I don't have a square
Not one square, can I spare
15 posted on 05/31/2005 3:29:39 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude
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To: kingattax
...there,there...its ok lil' buckaroo....
16 posted on 05/31/2005 3:35:30 PM PDT by scott says
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To: onevoter

The issue is not about HIM but about ALL of American children's futures. Voinovich doesn't represent his constituent citizens sentiments and opinions.

Clearly, Voinovich is AFRAID - not Bold, not Brave.
Bolton is not going to bring about the end of the world!
Tho' ineffective and unresponsive congressmen just might do it, or at least bring down America.

BTW, are we in a Civil War? ACLU vs AMERICA?
Call it was it really is: The ACLU is the Communist Party.


17 posted on 05/31/2005 3:35:48 PM PDT by purpleland (The price of freedom is vigilance.)
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To: the anti-liberal

If Bolton fails (because he is such a tough guy), maybe we should nominate the Voinovwish. (The upshot of which would be that Governor Robert Taft 3 and a Third would be anble to name his replacement.)


18 posted on 05/31/2005 3:36:12 PM PDT by Redmen4ever
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To: ThreePuttinDude

Maybe he is crying because he knows that he will never be elected again and the gravy train will be ending soon....


19 posted on 05/31/2005 3:36:41 PM PDT by bpjam (Now accepting liberal apologies.....)
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To: the anti-liberal

LOL! I'll do it. HE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!


20 posted on 05/31/2005 3:38:07 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (Terri Schindler was murdered - IMPEACH JUDGE GREER!!!)
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To: griswold3

I apologize to the nation for Barbara Boxer.


21 posted on 05/31/2005 3:40:11 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (Terri Schindler was murdered - IMPEACH JUDGE GREER!!!)
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To: scott says

lol


22 posted on 05/31/2005 3:40:25 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Saundra Duffy
I apologize to the nation for Barbara Boxer.

I'm sorry, but an apology just isn't enough.

23 posted on 05/31/2005 3:42:37 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (</liberal> It's time the left - left!!!)
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To: ozzymandus
Maybe after I use it once.

on my butt.

24 posted on 05/31/2005 3:43:49 PM PDT by johnb838 (Liberalism = Leninism.... Liberalism = Bolshevism... Destroy the bourgeoisie)
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To: the anti-liberal

How utterly humiliating. Ridicule like this could send him over the edge.


25 posted on 05/31/2005 3:48:07 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: OnTheDress
Ridicule like this could send him over the edge.

Perhaps this will teach him to grow some thick skin.

26 posted on 05/31/2005 3:50:20 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (</liberal> It's time the left - left!!!)
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To: TheHound

Budweiser ad with toilet tissue

"Butt .... whyyyyy .... per"

27 posted on 05/31/2005 3:51:19 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude
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To: TheHound

bttt


28 posted on 05/31/2005 3:54:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: the anti-liberal

Or a travel size "No More Tears" baby shampoo.


29 posted on 05/31/2005 3:57:03 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: the anti-liberal

My first thoughts were that the man is clearly on some strong meds.

Mature educated men do not cry on the Senate floor.


30 posted on 05/31/2005 4:05:27 PM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: the anti-liberal

I think I'll send him some Puffs. "Because each Puffs tissue is made with tiny enchanted pillows to comfort your sorest nose." I'm sure George's nose must be very sore indeed by now.


31 posted on 05/31/2005 4:24:31 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: demkicker
may want to add to the list: the recent scandal of rare coins missing to the tune of millions from unfortunately Republican directed pension funds in OHIO -

(Only pension fund I have ever heard of investing in rare gold and silver coins - Ohio is very inventive place.)

I bet if Voinovich jumps he jingles..

He may be buying his protection from Dems for above scandal so more turncoat actions can be expected..
32 posted on 05/31/2005 4:40:15 PM PDT by ConsentofGoverned (mark rich, s burger,flight 800, waco,cbs's national guard-just forget thats the game)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Send him Puffs? No need somethign that will fit a man like him


33 posted on 05/31/2005 4:42:06 PM PDT by Bommer
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To: ConsentofGoverned
may want to add to the list: the recent scandal of rare coins missing to the tune of millions from unfortunately Republican directed pension funds in OHIO -

(Only pension fund I have ever heard of investing in rare gold and silver coins - Ohio is very inventive place.)

I bet if Voinovich jumps he jingles..


By George (Voinovich), I think you've got it! (No kidding!)

Do you have a Republican Govenor in Ohio? If so, the GOP needs to be the party that 'outs' him and let the gov appoint a replacement.
34 posted on 05/31/2005 4:48:44 PM PDT by demkicker (We were nuked by 7 RINOS)
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To: demkicker
"If so, the GOP needs to be the party that 'outs' him and let the gov appoint a replacement."

From your post to Gods ears.

What is the new new saying: IT wasn't the crime it was the attempted cover up that gets them..MSN, politicos the elite will never learn.
35 posted on 05/31/2005 4:59:00 PM PDT by ConsentofGoverned (mark rich, s burger,flight 800, waco,cbs's national guard-just forget thats the game)
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To: demkicker

I dunno about blackmail but his behavior on this nomination is extremely odd. He says nothing to indicate the possibility he'd withhold support, misses the pertinent hearings, then backstabs Lugar (and Bush and Frist) by suddenly announcing concerns. All of which are the mere "talking points"; nothing new about them.

It isn't INconsistent with the way someone whom a blackmailer visited a day or two before the committee vote was to have taken place, that's true.


36 posted on 06/01/2005 4:27:12 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: the anti-liberal
Pictures of sent tissues

Submissions:

 

Submitted by Vilmar of Ranting Right Wing Howler:


Submitted by Scott:


Submitted by Sandy:


David from Cottage Grove, WI


Submitted by Michelle Malkin's daughter:



Submitted by Kerry (not John):



Submitted by John:


Submission from oldgray:

37 posted on 06/07/2005 11:36:33 AM PDT by the anti-liberal (</liberal> It's time the left - left!!!)
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